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"I Have Never..."
« on: August 24, 2008, 03:04:29 AM »
Some of you may be familiar with the game, "I have never...," in which everyone begins with their ten fingers out and they take turns saying one thing they have never done, at which point each other person who has done that thing must put down a finger (until eventually only one person remains).

Since keeping track of fingers, going in order, etc. can be difficult, we're going to say, "screw the rules," and play this a different way:

You must post on thing you have never done, but it cannot be a repeat of another previous post (just try to go by memory and keep up-to-date with the thread). It can be something you've always wanted to do, something completely silly, or something gross that you'd never want to do - whatever you want.


I have never gone (actual) rock climbing.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2008, 03:08:24 AM »
I have never gone sky diving.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2008, 04:15:06 AM »
I have never consumed alcohol.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2008, 04:18:08 AM »
I have never intentionally put alcohol in my mouth (I once took a small sip from a nearly-empty glass [which I spat out], thinking it was black tea).
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 04:23:48 AM »
I have never worn metal armor.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2008, 05:26:05 AM »
I have never ridden a camel (but I really, really want to!)

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 05:28:19 AM »
I have never had firearms fired at me by members of the United States military.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2008, 10:25:25 AM »
I have never run through the city streets naked, breaking out windows, and masturbating onto parked vehicles.

Unfortunately someone else in the apartment complex has... :wall

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 10:34:33 AM »
I have never been yelled at by a drill sergeant (I actually kind of want to go to boot camp just because I think that might be one of the few things in this world that could actually make me get my act together).
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 11:27:02 AM »
I have never met Nero
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2008, 03:47:13 PM »
I have never learned how to swordfight properly.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2008, 03:54:10 PM »
I have never played with C4. Though I wish I have.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2008, 04:19:52 PM »
I have never stolen a car outside of the district of columbia
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2008, 04:23:50 PM »
I have never broken into a car... I have never broken into a car and gotten caught.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 12:24:01 AM »
I have never broken a bone
I make little kids cry
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2008, 12:31:38 AM »
Can we quote things that also apply to us?   Or blush at things that we have done?  That's the fun of the game, to see who has done something!

I have never broken a bone
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2008, 12:41:06 AM »
Can we quote things that also apply to us?   Or blush at things that we have done?  That's the fun of the game, to see who has done something!

I have never broken a bone
Me neither!

I have never used a lawn mower. 


Yeah, feel free to. I just want people saying something different so it's always expanding in some way rather than being a repetitive cycle.

I have never had an in-ground pool.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2008, 12:45:26 AM »
I have never used a lawn mower. 

I hate you.


(Maybe you have to say if you have or haven't done what the person above you has never done?)

I've owned one of those little plastic pools.



I've never owned an MP3 player.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2008, 01:27:42 AM »
I've never owned an MP3 player.

I love my Zen.

I've never been downhill skiing.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2008, 01:59:18 AM »
I've never lost a fight.
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