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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #320 on: October 09, 2010, 04:33:27 AM »
BTZ ftw.
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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #321 on: October 09, 2010, 04:36:57 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQLi1UiWo8E

I am so reviewing this when it comes out.   :lol

This is supposed to actually be a movie instead of a spoof?
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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #322 on: October 09, 2010, 09:39:22 AM »
As far as I know, yup.  it's a movie.  http://www.joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=23349

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« Reply #323 on: October 11, 2010, 02:35:34 PM »
Has anyone seen Stone yet (Edward Norton, Robert DeNiro)?  I don't want any spoilers, but I'm curious if it's any good.
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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #325 on: October 17, 2010, 11:53:55 AM »
Anyone know anything about this one? I feel an incredible urge to see it
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« Reply #326 on: October 17, 2010, 08:25:06 PM »
Anyone know anything about this one? I feel an incredible urge to see it

http://www.bloodsprayer.com/reviews/a-tidal-wave-of-awesome-sushi-typhoon-premieres-alien-vs-ninja-and-mutant-girls-squad/

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« Reply #327 on: October 17, 2010, 10:49:04 PM »
Anyone know anything about this one? I feel an incredible urge to see it

http://www.bloodsprayer.com/reviews/a-tidal-wave-of-awesome-sushi-typhoon-premieres-alien-vs-ninja-and-mutant-girls-squad/

Sushi Typhoon is a division of Nikkatsu studios employing only cult directors.  Basically Japan learned a lot of it's weirder or hardcore blood splatter films have a market in the US, so they decided to make films aimed at an American audience more than their own.  If you're looking for story, plot, or character development it probably won't be here.  If your looking for arterial spray and lots of wtf, then this will do just fine.
I'll love it in other words
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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #328 on: October 17, 2010, 11:19:38 PM »
have not watched it yet, but i think i have that zombie flick
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« Reply #329 on: October 17, 2010, 11:27:34 PM »
Anyone know anything about this one? I feel an incredible urge to see it

http://www.bloodsprayer.com/reviews/a-tidal-wave-of-awesome-sushi-typhoon-premieres-alien-vs-ninja-and-mutant-girls-squad/

Sushi Typhoon is a division of Nikkatsu studios employing only cult directors.  Basically Japan learned a lot of it's weirder or hardcore blood splatter films have a market in the US, so they decided to make films aimed at an American audience more than their own.  If you're looking for story, plot, or character development it probably won't be here.  If your looking for arterial spray and lots of wtf, then this will do just fine.

Nipple blades.

That's all.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #330 on: October 18, 2010, 05:56:57 AM »
Given that one of the girls in the mutant flick has a chainsaw ass power im gonna have to see it.

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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #331 on: October 18, 2010, 06:18:28 AM »
It's like they rolled 2d6 with ways to eviscerate people and body part names on them.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #332 on: October 18, 2010, 06:21:12 AM »
Given that one of the girls in the mutant flick has a chainsaw ass power im gonna have to see it.
Okay, at first I read this as "chainsaw badass power" and thought nothing of it. Now I'm confused.

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« Reply #333 on: October 26, 2010, 02:16:54 PM »
Has anyone seen Stone yet (Edward Norton, Robert DeNiro)?  I don't want any spoilers, but I'm curious if it's any good.
So, has anyone seen it yet?
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[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #334 on: October 26, 2010, 08:15:45 PM »
Has anyone seen Stone yet (Edward Norton, Robert DeNiro)?  I don't want any spoilers, but I'm curious if it's any good.
So, has anyone seen it yet?
Haven't even heard of it  :D
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« Reply #335 on: October 29, 2010, 11:35:48 PM »
Went to the (Swedish) cinema premiere of "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" today, it was everything I could have hoped for and a little more  :D
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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #336 on: October 29, 2010, 11:47:08 PM »
i thought 'swedish cinema' was code for porn theater?
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« Reply #337 on: October 30, 2010, 12:41:03 AM »
i thought 'swedish cinema' was code for porn theater?
Never heard it, but it would not surprise me one bit if it was. Come to think of it, I do not think I've ever seen a porn theater (from the inside or outside)
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« Reply #338 on: October 31, 2010, 05:43:42 AM »
For those that are into old school films.. TCM is going to be showing Metropolis restored to the point of missing ONLY 8 mins on the night of nov 7th. If your wondering what that is it is the movie that gave brith to almsot all of the stuff currently done in sci-fi movies.
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Re: Movies Reviews/ Suggestions-- no spoilers!
« Reply #339 on: October 31, 2010, 10:52:37 PM »
its a shame its not a better movie..

still worth watching..
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