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Re: Zork
« Reply #100 on: August 26, 2008, 03:24:47 PM »
Your migraine falls on the floor with a loud *splat*

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Re: Zork
« Reply #101 on: August 26, 2008, 03:28:14 PM »
Shoot Migraine

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Re: Zork
« Reply #102 on: August 26, 2008, 05:50:09 PM »
It dies. You feel bad about taking its life and you begin to remember all of the great times you had with that migraine. You loved it but could never find the words. And now it is dead, because of you. It reaches out to you in its last few seconds. You begin to cry

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Re: Zork
« Reply #103 on: August 26, 2008, 05:52:43 PM »
North

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Re: Zork
« Reply #104 on: August 27, 2008, 12:49:22 AM »
the door is ajar. the sounds of elvis(es) permeates through.

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Re: Zork
« Reply #105 on: August 27, 2008, 01:42:00 AM »
Bust down the door

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Re: Zork
« Reply #106 on: August 27, 2008, 05:52:56 AM »
Three Elvis impersonators are consuming the corpse of a fourth. a door is to the north.

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Re: Zork
« Reply #107 on: August 27, 2008, 08:13:38 AM »
Shoot elvis impersonators

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Re: Zork
« Reply #108 on: August 27, 2008, 11:26:06 AM »
Two die, one is now moving towards you.

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Re: Zork
« Reply #109 on: August 27, 2008, 11:34:52 AM »
>Shoot remaining one.

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Re: Zork
« Reply #110 on: August 27, 2008, 11:48:31 AM »
It disappears in a puff of smoke

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Re: Zork
« Reply #111 on: August 27, 2008, 12:04:09 PM »
>Frantically shoot the puff of smoke.
>Say "Die smoke!"

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Re: Zork
« Reply #112 on: August 27, 2008, 12:49:56 PM »
The bullet ricochets off of a wall and hurts you.

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Re: Zork
« Reply #113 on: August 27, 2008, 06:02:33 PM »
<Hit bullet with unloaded revolver.

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Re: Zork
« Reply #114 on: August 27, 2008, 08:08:49 PM »
You learn physic apply to you and feel extreme pain as a bullet passes through your liver.
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Re: Zork
« Reply #115 on: August 27, 2008, 09:49:59 PM »
remove bullet

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Re: Zork
« Reply #116 on: August 27, 2008, 09:59:59 PM »
You leave a messy open wound that could become infected.

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Re: Zork
« Reply #117 on: August 27, 2008, 10:03:10 PM »
>eat liver wound

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Re: Zork
« Reply #118 on: August 27, 2008, 11:00:20 PM »
You eat you liver, it is a painful process and you will die very soon...
Oh well, your dead. That's what you get for eating your liver

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Re: Zork
« Reply #119 on: August 27, 2008, 11:12:30 PM »
east

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