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Re: Secret of Immortality Discovered: Eat the Hearts of Children and live forever
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2008, 12:39:02 PM »
With all those people eating the hearts of children eventually you're going to run low or out of children to harvest. That's going to devestate the country's workforce with 20-30 years since you'll have fewer workers to fill all the jobs.

Ban abortion and convince the religious nuts its their duty to God to start spitting out the babies as hard and fast as possible.  Then force feed them fertility drugs until they have litters.  Sure they'll be flipper babies cause fo the side effects, but the'll still convey immortality.




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Re: Secret of Immortality Discovered: Eat the Hearts of Children and live forever
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2008, 03:52:40 PM »
Children factories. A place where slave women are used to produce immortality.
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Re: Secret of Immortality Discovered: Eat the Hearts of Children and live forever
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2008, 07:28:13 AM »
I've seen this last suggestion here in my world... and for societies who don't mind being evil, it seems to work wonderfully, until an enterprising young adventurer who deosn't mind being seen as immensely confused/confusing stops by to slaughter the lot of the child eating bastards and releave them of several lifetimes of wealth accumulation each. Hell, I took what was stocked up and fed it to a few of these evil bastards just so I could keep them locked up and beat on them when no other targets presented themselves for my training.

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Honestly I think this is about what would happen. A society would decide they'd rather be immortal and evil than dead and "innocent." A person, or persons, would decide this was a group no one would care about the annihilation of, and would wipe them out and make off with the vast amounts of wealth.

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Re: Secret of Immortality Discovered: Eat the Hearts of Children and live forever
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2008, 04:21:41 AM »
A person, or persons, would decide this was a group no one would care about the annihilation of, and would wipe them out and make off with the vast amounts of wealth.
I would just like to point out that this can be considered a ridiculous statement given that it take a considerably large group of people to overthrow an entire civilization in the current global theater. It's not impossible, but if it was widespread enough that an entire "society" was doing this, it wouldn't be something that would simply be changed by some sort of "cleansing" without immense losses on behalf of the "rebels," especially when you consider the technological advancements that an immortal society would be able to achieve (longitudinal studies suddenly become far more effective to the point that many more psychological and medical disorders and illnesses are eradicated or "subdued," etc.). Such a society would also be less concerned with death (since it isn't a natural part of their life), so I doubt that war would be seen as as big of a deal to them (they would be willing to deploy more soldiers, fire more missiles, etc.) and their massive surplus of people would mean they could easily afford to have people die. Also, that massive amount of people means they would have much higher productivity as a society, be capable of developing new technologies (including military technologies) at an accelerated pace, and be able to produce massive amounts of those new technologies.

In short, trying to stop an established society of immortals is going to be a very bad idea (in terms of reciprocal losses, or simply chances of failure) in most cases.


Also, I stand by my earlier suggestion (operating under the hypothetical assumption that this would be a viable route to immortality): use stem cells to grow hearts.
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