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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #100 on: June 28, 2009, 09:56:17 PM »
Certainly the abusive father played no part in his growth. Problems of the family tend to be the biggest negative influence from anyone's childhood.
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #101 on: June 28, 2009, 11:01:25 PM »
What is with this week?! Ed, Farrah, Michael and Billy?  :(

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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #102 on: June 28, 2009, 11:05:29 PM »

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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #103 on: June 29, 2009, 12:03:34 AM »
Michael Jackson wished no one could have clothing as clean as his trademark white glove. Bam, Billy Mays got killed.
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #104 on: July 03, 2009, 02:27:56 PM »
Mollie Sugden and Karl Malden have passed on.

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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #105 on: July 03, 2009, 02:53:44 PM »
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #106 on: July 05, 2009, 05:09:24 AM »

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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #107 on: July 05, 2009, 01:45:18 PM »
Put him in the Football Hall of Fame.  Now.  Screw the waiting period.
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #109 on: July 24, 2009, 08:36:24 PM »
Cross-posting from "Things that make you LOL": Michael Jackson's prosthetic nose is reportedly missing.  :twitch
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #110 on: August 08, 2009, 04:18:59 AM »
John Hughes now. 

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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #112 on: August 08, 2009, 05:53:14 AM »
I don't know if "fiend" is a very appropriate word. I mean, three days prior?  That's two days without.  But seriously, that is a strange turn in events.


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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #115 on: August 13, 2009, 10:26:37 PM »
Looks like Les Paul just croaked it. This year has not been a good one for music stars.
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #116 on: August 13, 2009, 11:11:58 PM »
Looks like Les Paul just croaked it. This year has not been a good one for music stars.
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #117 on: August 26, 2009, 01:35:03 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #118 on: September 15, 2009, 09:10:17 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Death Thread
« Reply #119 on: September 16, 2009, 04:07:21 AM »