Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165644 times)

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #900 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:42:56 PM »

Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 06:18:39 PM

Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 08, 2009, 06:07:52 PM
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally.
That sounds like a good D&D monster. Want to write up some stats for it?

Way ahead of you. Atropal.

Something tells me that with his fly speed he doesn't need to crawl up your leg.

Sinfire Titan · « **Reply #901 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 08, 2009, 06:42:56 PM

Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 06:18:39 PM
Quote from: PhaedrusXY on January 08, 2009, 06:07:52 PM
Quote from: Sinfire Titan on January 08, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
God, half of the things on this thread make me queasy. Reading it is like having an abortion crawl up your leg and try to penetrate you anally.
That sounds like a good D&D monster. Want to write up some stats for it?

Way ahead of you. Atropal.

Something tells me that with his fly speed he doesn't need to crawl up your leg.

Good point. He just greases up and flies right through the rectum.

Sunic_Flames · « **Reply #902 on:** January 08, 2009, 07:05:13 PM »

"I cast Magic Missile at the darkness."

Tshern · « **Reply #903 on:** January 08, 2009, 07:07:35 PM »

Hope that destroyed the quotamid, the distant cousin of pyramids.

altpersona · « **Reply #904 on:** January 09, 2009, 07:26:00 PM »

so, have you seen Josh's clean shaven testicle?

Sunic_Flames · « **Reply #905 on:** January 09, 2009, 07:46:30 PM »

I cast Twinned Implosion.

ksbsnowowl · « **Reply #906 on:** January 13, 2009, 10:48:49 PM »

Tonight while laying naked in pre-coital shenanigans:

KSB's Wife: You remember what today is?
KSB: Uh..... *thinks real hard*....
..... my ex-fiancee's birthday?
KSB's Wife: No, dork. Three years ago we got engaged!
KSB:

I still closed the deal....

EjoThims · « **Reply #907 on:** January 13, 2009, 10:57:32 PM »

"So, hunny, my secretary agreed to teach you to give head the way I really like it."

bhu · « **Reply #908 on:** January 14, 2009, 05:14:26 AM »

"Hey, honey if you get up for a post-coital snack, avoid the cellar."

"Why?"

"Along with the cold beer I keep the Zombeh Skwerls in the cellar. If you listen closely their squeaking sounds like braaaaaiiinsss..."

SiggyDevil · « **Reply #909 on:** January 14, 2009, 05:59:40 AM »

"Coital"

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #910 on:** January 14, 2009, 02:43:54 PM »

Quote from: ksbsnowowl on January 13, 2009, 10:48:49 PM

Tonight while laying naked in pre-coital shenanigans:

KSB's Wife: You remember what today is?
KSB: Uh..... *thinks real hard*....
..... my ex-fiancee's birthday?
KSB's Wife: No, dork. Three years ago we got engaged!
KSB:

I still closed the deal....

Jeez. You're lucky she didn't rip your junk off.

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #911 on:** January 15, 2009, 03:52:54 AM »

I keep forgetting to post on here.

AC is forever spouting out shit that is just too terrible for only my ears to hear.

bhu · « **Reply #912 on:** January 15, 2009, 06:34:41 AM »

"Honey, would you be pissed off if I said I kept thinking of my grandma when we do it?"

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #913 on:** January 15, 2009, 07:04:20 AM »

"That's okay, dear, I kept thinking about your grandma as well"

bhu · « **Reply #914 on:** January 15, 2009, 07:53:34 AM »

"I think my left ball just imploded..."

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #915 on:** January 15, 2009, 11:41:53 AM »

TESTICULAR TORSION!

Vynar · « **Reply #916 on:** January 15, 2009, 03:40:02 PM »

Sorry, I need to look at 4chan to get in the mood.

*Has actually never been to that site.

Nanshork · « **Reply #917 on:** January 15, 2009, 04:49:23 PM »

At the moment of orgasm:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #918 on:** January 15, 2009, 05:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Nanshork on January 15, 2009, 04:49:23 PM

At the moment of orgasm:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

or "KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Tshern · « **Reply #919 on:** January 15, 2009, 05:52:12 PM »

CCCCTTTTUUUULLLLLHHUUUUU!

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