Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex...  (Read 165573 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

RobbyPants

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 7139
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #760 on: November 21, 2008, 05:14:17 PM »
Chair?

"Steve, stop being a douchebag."
Priceless.

I don't feel like reading through all 38 pages, so hopefully this isn't a repeat:

"Your sister is much tighter."
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

Sunic_Flames

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • The Crusader of Logic.
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #761 on: November 21, 2008, 05:53:55 PM »
Chair?

"Steve, stop being a douchebag."
Priceless.

I don't feel like reading through all 38 pages, so hopefully this isn't a repeat:

"Your sister is much tighter."

"Your sister is much looser."
Smiting Imbeciles since 1985.

If you hear this music, run.

And don't forget:


There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]

BowenSilverclaw

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5337
  • Walking that fine line between genius and insanity
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #762 on: November 21, 2008, 05:57:20 PM »
"Your brother is much tighter."
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

Quote from: J0lt
You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

Sunic_Flames

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • The Crusader of Logic.
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #763 on: November 21, 2008, 06:08:18 PM »
"Your dog is much tighter."
Smiting Imbeciles since 1985.

If you hear this music, run.

And don't forget:


There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]

Tshern

  • Clown Prince of Crime
  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 5726
  • Aistii valoa auttavasti
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #764 on: November 21, 2008, 06:11:19 PM »

Handy Links

Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #765 on: November 21, 2008, 06:18:16 PM »
"Your four-year-old cousin Nick is much tighter."

Fun for the whole family.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


Nanshork

  • Man in Gorilla Suit
  • *****
  • Posts: 2146
  • BOO!
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #766 on: November 21, 2008, 06:36:41 PM »
"Next time can your mom join in?"
My babies - A thread of random builds I've come up with over the years.
Notes to self

AfterCrescent

  • Honorary Moderator
  • Organ Grinder
  • *
  • Posts: 4220
  • Here After
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #767 on: November 21, 2008, 06:41:10 PM »
Inspired by Family Guy "Live from New York..."
The cake is a lie.
Need to play table top? Get your game on at:
Brilliant Gameologists' PbP Forum. Do it, you know you want to.
The 3.5 Cleric Handbook
The 13th Guard - An alternate history campaign idea.
Clerics just wake up one morning and decide they need to kick ass, and it needs to be kicked NOW. ~veekie

Sunic_Flames

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • The Crusader of Logic.
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #768 on: November 21, 2008, 07:07:02 PM »
 :lmao

As with all my other off topic posts here, it's actually on topic.
Smiting Imbeciles since 1985.

If you hear this music, run.

And don't forget:


There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

[spoiler]
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
[/spoiler]

BobismyRhino

  • Hong Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 1051
  • *baby Bob kiss* MUAH!
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #769 on: November 27, 2008, 12:27:52 AM »
Her: You're a fun-fucker.
Him: Does that mean you're fun?
Her: I'm very fun. Ask my dad.

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day.

AfterCrescent

  • Honorary Moderator
  • Organ Grinder
  • *
  • Posts: 4220
  • Here After
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #770 on: November 27, 2008, 12:37:12 AM »
Ma'am, I'm an official thong inspector. *grab her ass* Please bear with it, Ma'am, this is my job. *grope* Ah, your thong seems to be leaking, Ma'am. I'll have to inspect it. *remove thong*...
The cake is a lie.
Need to play table top? Get your game on at:
Brilliant Gameologists' PbP Forum. Do it, you know you want to.
The 3.5 Cleric Handbook
The 13th Guard - An alternate history campaign idea.
Clerics just wake up one morning and decide they need to kick ass, and it needs to be kicked NOW. ~veekie

Shoggoth

  • That monkey with the orange ass cheeks
  • ****
  • Posts: 246
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #771 on: November 27, 2008, 04:20:43 AM »
Ma'am, I'm an official thong inspector. *grab her ass* Please bear with it, Ma'am, this is my job. *grope* Ah, your thong seems to be leaking, Ma'am. I'll have to inspect it. *remove thong*...

This could be a very bad thing.  Has she been eating a lot of Olestra potato chips? :puke
Still came that eldritch, mocking cry - "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" and at last we remembered that the demoniac Shoggoths...had no voice save the imitated accents of their bygone masters.

BobismyRhino

  • Hong Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 1051
  • *baby Bob kiss* MUAH!
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #772 on: November 27, 2008, 04:40:29 AM »
Not that kind of leaking!!!

Although, as AC concedes, that would make it one of the worst things to say during sex...

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day.

CountArioch

  • Man in Gorilla Suit
  • *****
  • Posts: 2110
  • I <3 termites
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #773 on: November 27, 2008, 11:43:03 AM »
Ma'am, I'm an official thong inspector. *grab her ass* Please bear with it, Ma'am, this is my job. *grope* Ah, your thong seems to be leaking, Ma'am. I'll have to inspect it. *remove thong*...

This could be a very bad thing.  Has she been eating a lot of Olestra potato chips? :puke

Actually, the studies that showed olestra gave you the runs were imperfect, on the grounds that diarrhea is the most common illness in westerners.  They chould have just gotten the runs from something else.
She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glance

Sacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie

j0lt

  • Hong Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 1317
  • Browncoat
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #774 on: November 28, 2008, 01:44:59 PM »
"...I can't get off unless you laugh like Woody Woodpecker..."  :twitch
PbP Games
The Artifact (prologue) as Dr. Henry Loder, Mayan archaeologist


Kuroimaken

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6733
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #775 on: November 28, 2008, 03:10:16 PM »
"...I can't get off unless you laugh like Woody Woodpecker..."  :twitch

"...will it do if I laugh like Skeletor instead?"
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


Shoggoth

  • That monkey with the orange ass cheeks
  • ****
  • Posts: 246
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #776 on: November 28, 2008, 04:47:29 PM »
I think this link belongs here....

For anyone like me who is addicted to Left 4 Dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q
Still came that eldritch, mocking cry - "Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" and at last we remembered that the demoniac Shoggoths...had no voice save the imitated accents of their bygone masters.

j0lt

  • Hong Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 1317
  • Browncoat
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #777 on: November 28, 2008, 09:16:02 PM »
I think this link belongs here....

For anyone like me who is addicted to Left 4 Dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q

lol, nice!
PbP Games
The Artifact (prologue) as Dr. Henry Loder, Mayan archaeologist


bhu

  • Organ Grinder
  • *****
  • Posts: 6783
  • Convincing the rich whale fat enemas are healthy
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #778 on: November 29, 2008, 06:48:11 AM »
"You have perhaps noticed the turkey baster filled with habanero sauce on the nightstand.  I think it's time you found out what it's for..."

emissary666

  • King Kong
  • ****
  • Posts: 902
    • Email
Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #779 on: November 29, 2008, 11:30:45 AM »
"Well, now that I have you, I think I should tell you I'm a necrophiliac..."
I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire

Bread does not need a reason