Author Topic: The worst thing to say during sex... (Read 165635 times)

JaronK · « **Reply #740 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:50:03 AM »

My girlfriend and I had a competition with my housemate and her boyfriend. The goal was to see who could shout "Pikachu, I choose YOU!" during the moment of climax first (we share a wall). Neither one of us was ever able to do it, though at one point the two of them started both shouting my girlfriend's name during sex... and considering what we were doing at the time, we both started shouting her boyfriend's name.

...I guess that wasn't the worst, but it was true at least.

JaronK

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #741 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:51:39 AM »

That's awesome, Jaron.

Sunic_Flames · « **Reply #742 on:** November 09, 2008, 09:54:26 AM »

emissary666 · « **Reply #743 on:** November 18, 2008, 04:00:18 PM »

""Oh man, that was great...DAD?!"
"Sorry honey. Your on the pill right?"

bhu · « **Reply #744 on:** November 19, 2008, 05:49:00 AM »

"Can you dress up like the Pope next time?"

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #745 on:** November 19, 2008, 12:11:13 PM »

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"Can you dress up like the Pope next time?"

Not the worst thing you can say unless the guy/gal in question is a REALLY devout catholic, and even so, clergy members are kinky by definition.

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #746 on:** November 19, 2008, 01:03:34 PM »

Quote from: bhu on November 19, 2008, 05:49:00 AM

"Can you dress up like the Pope next time?"

"The Pope is better at that than you are."

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #747 on:** November 19, 2008, 03:00:21 PM »

Quote from: PhaedrusXY on November 19, 2008, 01:03:34 PM

"The Pope is better at that than you are."

That might qualify as the best thing to say during sex.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #748 on:** November 19, 2008, 05:21:04 PM »

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"The Pope is better at that than you are."

We so need to make another template for that joke.

ZeroSum · « **Reply #749 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:52:02 PM »

"Oh, God, Father Lillyman!"

Archmage Joda · « **Reply #750 on:** November 19, 2008, 08:53:30 PM »

"Oh no, David Bowie!"

EjoThims · « **Reply #751 on:** November 19, 2008, 09:12:36 PM »

"Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Jesus! Oh Jesus! Oh God!"

[spoiler]Said by Mary while having sex with Joseph.[/spoiler]

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #752 on:** November 19, 2008, 09:36:30 PM »

Quote from: Archmage Joda on November 19, 2008, 08:53:30 PM

"Oh no, David Bowie!"

*tilts head* what's wrong with David Bowie, exactly?

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #753 on:** November 19, 2008, 09:47:32 PM »

Clearly telling him no is what's wrong to say during sex. :-P

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #754 on:** November 19, 2008, 10:55:10 PM »

This is why I love you.

Shewolf · « **Reply #755 on:** November 20, 2008, 11:34:34 PM »

Well, some people just don't take no for an answer...

Also, BIMR and AC know about this, but AC was having an argument with the fiance of a friend of ours about my relationship with my boyfriend.
Our friend's fiance was adamant that no matter what, being struck and beat up on is abuse, etc.
AC: No, you don't understand, he's not hitting her out of anger, she has trained him to do that, it's what she wants.
She kept arguing the point, where our friend chimes in with:
"Honey, he could pick up a chair, break it over her, and she would have an orgasm"

From what I understand, that killed her argument

InnaBinder · « **Reply #756 on:** November 20, 2008, 11:37:43 PM »

<offtopic> *foresees chair throwing in this thread's near future* </offtopic>

emissary666 · « **Reply #757 on:** November 20, 2008, 11:39:23 PM »

I would try to throw i chair, but the last time I tried to throw something over the internet, I smashed my computer.

j0lt · « **Reply #758 on:** November 21, 2008, 06:05:27 AM »

Hey my kids have never seen this before, mind if they watch?

Sunic_Flames · « **Reply #759 on:** November 21, 2008, 10:15:22 AM »

Chair?

"Steve, stop being a douchebag."

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