Her: Hand me that douche.
Him: Wha? Why? We're in the middle of sex.
Her: I need to clean out the
other hole.
Him:
Her:
*one minute later*
Him: Now?
Her:
No. It's not for you, it's for them *big furry lumberjacks exit from the closet naked*
Him:
Her: Now hurry up and clean yours too.