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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #700 on: November 06, 2008, 05:43:56 PM »
Or tear stuff.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #701 on: November 06, 2008, 05:44:47 PM »
Here I was thinking a claw hammer would fix the problem fastest...

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #702 on: November 06, 2008, 05:46:38 PM »
Explosives!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #704 on: November 06, 2008, 05:56:23 PM »
"Mmmmm.... Sexy, sexy explosives."
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #705 on: November 06, 2008, 05:57:46 PM »
Handy too.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #706 on: November 06, 2008, 05:58:48 PM »
Must. Resist. That's what she said. Comment.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #707 on: November 06, 2008, 06:01:17 PM »
Read this right after reading this thread, and I couldn't help but cross post it.

Let's see if we can sort this out without either of us going douchey, shall we?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #708 on: November 06, 2008, 06:04:48 PM »
Her: Hand me that douche.
Him: Wha? Why? We're in the middle of sex.
Her: I need to clean out the other hole.
Him: :D
Her: :smirk
*one minute later*
Him: Now? :flirt
Her: :lol No. It's not for you, it's for them *big furry lumberjacks exit from the closet naked*
Him: :bigeye
Her: Now hurry up and clean yours too.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #709 on: November 06, 2008, 06:12:24 PM »
"Put a finger in the ass"
"Urgh... ready..."
"MY ASS, not yours!"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #710 on: November 06, 2008, 06:14:38 PM »
Does ice make good sex toys?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #711 on: November 06, 2008, 06:15:46 PM »
Because Obvious Setup is Obvious...

Plus Fucking One, and excellent technique. :P

Gods, Sunic. You make me feel so special.

No. For real, you seriously, really, fucking do.

When you say these things to me, I just crack this big, monstrous smile and the rest of my day is just... That... Much...

Brighter.

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Hrmm... Loses a little in the text. ;)

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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #712 on: November 06, 2008, 06:17:39 PM »
Does ice make good sex toys?
Ice Power sure as hell does.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #713 on: November 06, 2008, 06:19:25 PM »
Does ice make good sex toys?
Ice Power sure as hell does.

Links or it didn't happen.
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #714 on: November 06, 2008, 06:19:32 PM »
Is it bad that my first thought was Shivering Touch. :smirk
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #715 on: November 06, 2008, 06:20:16 PM »
Is it bad that my first thought was Shivering Touch. :smirk

Where the fuck is the evil smiley?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #716 on: November 06, 2008, 06:22:00 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #717 on: November 06, 2008, 06:22:13 PM »
What's evil in tossing some Ice Power up someone's vagina? If you are adult enough to spread the legs, you are adult enough to carry the consequences.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #718 on: November 06, 2008, 06:22:28 PM »
This one? :marx
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #719 on: November 06, 2008, 06:23:19 PM »
Does ice make good sex toys?

It does indeed. Especially when it's ice made from hot sauce.  >:)

And yes, obvious set up is very obvious.