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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #680 on: November 05, 2008, 09:10:32 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #681 on: November 05, 2008, 09:41:41 PM »
I draw the line at the animals, thank you. Almost everything else, I could get into.

No sex with people?

How sad. :(

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #682 on: November 05, 2008, 10:10:19 PM »
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No sex with people?

How sad. sad

I admit, sir. You got me there.

Okay. I draw the line at the animals without human-like proportions and with too much fur.

This includes overly hairy women. Nothing says "there goes my sex drive" like a woman who doesn't shave.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #683 on: November 05, 2008, 10:18:32 PM »
Some hair can be fine, as long as it's kept under control.

70s style bush though, I agree, is kind of just terrible.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #684 on: November 05, 2008, 10:55:17 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #685 on: November 05, 2008, 11:01:48 PM »
'oops, I thought that was a fart'
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #686 on: November 05, 2008, 11:06:55 PM »
Nah, couldn't have been the goat that was bothering him, it was gagged.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #687 on: November 05, 2008, 11:14:49 PM »
I love you.  :lol

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #688 on: November 05, 2008, 11:36:15 PM »
Did you gag both mouths? ;)
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #689 on: November 06, 2008, 12:19:36 AM »
She said goat, not half-finished-two-headed-red-robe-eating goats.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #690 on: November 06, 2008, 11:05:24 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #691 on: November 06, 2008, 04:15:55 PM »
It was a normal goat, only one gag...mayhaps I should have been gagged instead  :-\

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #692 on: November 06, 2008, 04:17:16 PM »
It both wins AND delivers.

Not to mention, it's orgasmic.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #693 on: November 06, 2008, 04:18:45 PM »
It was a normal goat, only one gag...mayhaps I should have been gagged instead  :-\

Aw, but then you can't howl! And that's half the fun!

Yes, I am still marveling at the sort of ridiculous shit I can say here without going off topic.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #694 on: November 06, 2008, 05:07:08 PM »
Sunic, if you can't hear her screams THROUGH the gag, then you're not doing it right.  :smirk

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #695 on: November 06, 2008, 05:10:55 PM »
Sunic, if you can't hear her screams THROUGH the gag, then you're not doing it right.  :smirk

Regardless, it's still more fun if she can express herself fully. :P
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #696 on: November 06, 2008, 05:19:08 PM »
Regardless, it's still more fun if she can express herself fully. :P

Hehe, true.

Also, I'd like to nominate that as one of the best things to be saying in the middle of sex.  ;)

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #697 on: November 06, 2008, 05:19:59 PM »
Regardless, it's still more fun if she can express herself fully. :P

Hehe, true.

Also, I'd like to nominate that as one of the best things to be saying in the middle of sex.  ;)

 :fo Stop being offtopic.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #698 on: November 06, 2008, 05:24:22 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #699 on: November 06, 2008, 05:39:48 PM »
The appropriate response, of course, is to stab out an eye with your finger. :D

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