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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #660 on: November 03, 2008, 08:05:11 PM »
Of course it has, we've thought about it.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #661 on: November 03, 2008, 08:30:45 PM »
Screw the rules, I have money!
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #662 on: November 03, 2008, 08:32:17 PM »
Didn't that used to be in Nox's sig?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #663 on: November 03, 2008, 08:35:34 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #664 on: November 03, 2008, 08:38:31 PM »
Correct, Elennsar.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #665 on: November 03, 2008, 09:01:24 PM »
You don't love ME, you love what I have.  :fo

I would never say it to someone I don't, but there are many types of love.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #666 on: November 03, 2008, 09:02:35 PM »
Love's one of those fickle words. :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #667 on: November 03, 2008, 09:44:33 PM »
"Man even goats give beeter head than you."

How the fuck do you know what goat head is like/

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #668 on: November 03, 2008, 10:13:10 PM »
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"Man even goats give beeter head than you."

How the fuck do you know what goat head is like/

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #669 on: November 04, 2008, 12:13:30 AM »
"I love you"

That. That one right there... Said by the wrong person, during my fun-fun time, it will piss me off so bad.

You don't love ME, you love what I have.  :fo

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #670 on: November 04, 2008, 12:45:21 AM »
and that doesn't include people.

I'm sorry you think that way.  >:)

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #671 on: November 04, 2008, 10:38:40 AM »
This thread is epic. (And I'm still not off topic... which makes this thread more epic)
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #672 on: November 05, 2008, 07:02:22 PM »
My roomate just walked into the shop where I worked and asked if we could speak in private...Then he asked if I could not have sex while hes trying to sleep...
I said I was so sorry and I'll try to be quieter in the future (it really can get a bit loud) but he said it's not the volume, but more the 'quality of noise'
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #673 on: November 05, 2008, 07:20:08 PM »
My roomate just walked into the shop where I worked and asked if we could speak in private...Then he asked if I could not have sex while hes trying to sleep...
I said I was so sorry and I'll try to be quieter in the future (it really can get a bit loud) but he said it's not the volume, but more the 'quality of noise'
*sheepish grin*

I told you guys to leave that goat alone!!!  :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #674 on: November 05, 2008, 07:29:01 PM »
They're Scottish?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #675 on: November 05, 2008, 07:29:06 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #676 on: November 05, 2008, 07:49:27 PM »
My roomate just walked into the shop where I worked and asked if we could speak in private...Then he asked if I could not have sex while hes trying to sleep...
I said I was so sorry and I'll try to be quieter in the future (it really can get a bit loud) but he said it's not the volume, but more the 'quality of noise'
*sheepish grin*

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #677 on: November 05, 2008, 08:33:43 PM »
My roomate just walked into the shop where I worked and asked if we could speak in private...Then he asked if I could not have sex while hes trying to sleep...
I said I was so sorry and I'll try to be quieter in the future (it really can get a bit loud) but he said it's not the volume, but more the 'quality of noise'
*sheepish grin*

I told you guys to leave that goat alone!!!  :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #678 on: November 05, 2008, 08:56:08 PM »
Could be worse... could be a troupe of goat-loving midgets. With mayonnaise.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #679 on: November 05, 2008, 08:59:10 PM »
Could be worsebetter... could be a troupe of goat-loving midgets. With mayonnaise.
fixed :D
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