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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #620 on: October 24, 2008, 10:30:21 PM »
"Wait, what did they just spell out?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #621 on: October 25, 2008, 05:09:28 AM »
"Yes I want to do that. Yes, I'm serious. You're confusing the morals that other people have with the fact that I've got standards my dear. I don't have morals, and you are up to my standards. Now my dear, let's begin with the waterboarding."




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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #622 on: October 25, 2008, 06:42:28 AM »
As long as I can have the really dark brunette with the piggytails.

Good god, man, will you stop your whining about the pigtailed brunette?! Living with this guy is just constantly remarks about "dibs on this girl", "dibs on your sis-in-law", "next session, bring along a hot redheaded chick"

More on topic, but not quite: My girlfriend saying non stop "ZOOM ZOOM" (dutch onomatopea for the "buzz" sound of bees) during, the whole 8 hours!
More often than not, she has these weird behaviours during sex which I'll maybe remind one of these and post here.

I think he's talking about Dr. Horrible, Vidar.

See, Bozwevial understands me. I never laid dibs on your sis-in-law. Just wanted a pancake off her belly, that's all. I'm not suicidal.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #623 on: October 25, 2008, 06:49:39 AM »
"Man you were awesome for a fat chick (guy/camel/whatever).  What?  Hey whats that cheese grater for?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #624 on: October 25, 2008, 09:52:44 AM »
As long as I can have the really dark brunette with the piggytails.

Good god, man, will you stop your whining about the pigtailed brunette?! Living with this guy is just constantly remarks about "dibs on this girl", "dibs on your sis-in-law", "next session, bring along a hot redheaded chick"

More on topic, but not quite: My girlfriend saying non stop "ZOOM ZOOM" (dutch onomatopea for the "buzz" sound of bees) during, the whole 8 hours!
More often than not, she has these weird behaviours during sex which I'll maybe remind one of these and post here.

I think he's talking about Dr. Horrible, Vidar.

I'm going to refrain from an explicit long sarcastic comment and say "duh" here.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #625 on: October 27, 2008, 06:53:46 AM »
Him "Oh sh*t, it fell off!"
Her "The condom?"
Him "No, my c*ck!"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #626 on: October 27, 2008, 09:17:53 AM »
Sing "Detachable Penis"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #627 on: October 27, 2008, 10:07:40 AM »
"Did your left titty just wink at me?"

Yeah.  Im from Venus.

"That thing isn't gonna shoot lasers up mah ass when I grab my pants off the floor is it?"

What the hell is the fascination you humans have with being violated anally?  Jesus I shoulda picked up that Martian in the bar.



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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #628 on: October 27, 2008, 10:34:46 AM »
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"That thing isn't gonna shoot lasers up mah ass when I grab my pants off the floor is it?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #629 on: October 30, 2008, 07:01:34 AM »
Was it ood for you too?

"Sigh...No.  No Madeleine it was not.   You have failed yourself as a woman and me as a lover, and brought shame to generations yet to come should anyone ever again be foolish enough to allow you the chance to produce their offspring.  May you be beaten with the scrotums of a 1000 monkeys."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #630 on: October 30, 2008, 09:36:04 AM »
Was it ood for you too?

"Sigh...No.  No Madeleine it was not.   You have failed yourself as a woman and me as a lover, and brought shame to generations yet to come should anyone ever again be foolish enough to allow you the chance to produce their offspring.  May you be beaten with the scrotums of a 1000 monkeys."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #631 on: October 30, 2008, 04:17:00 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #632 on: October 30, 2008, 08:52:30 PM »
Chuck Negron is the relevant entry in that article. To sum up, "And then it exploded."
So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #633 on: October 31, 2008, 08:52:59 AM »
So was it better this time?

"Yes Madeleine."

Really? I did good?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #634 on: November 02, 2008, 03:30:54 AM »
AC: "You know, sometimes I want to hit you...

Out of love."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #635 on: November 02, 2008, 10:21:34 AM »
"Is it too late to mention I have genital herpes?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #636 on: November 02, 2008, 04:24:11 PM »
"Is it too early to mention I have genital herpes?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #637 on: November 03, 2008, 03:29:51 AM »
"When were you going to mention your genital herpes?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #638 on: November 03, 2008, 03:31:24 AM »
"What are you doing?"
"Writing a Dear John letter."
"Wha...?"
"Oh, hey, how do you spell herpes?"
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #639 on: November 03, 2008, 12:55:05 PM »
"I love you"

That. That one right there... Said by the wrong person, during my fun-fun time, it will piss me off so bad.

You don't love ME, you love what I have.  :fo

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