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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #580 on: October 22, 2008, 03:31:53 PM »
Does this mean that unicorns can possibly have TWO "horns" if they're male?

Interesting 'point'.

This obviously means that there are no male UNIcorns. So all unicorns are lesbians as well as perverts.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #581 on: October 22, 2008, 03:32:39 PM »
Which explains why they go after the virgins.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #582 on: October 22, 2008, 03:33:40 PM »
No, they only have the one growing from their foreheads. There are no female uniporns, that's why the male ones seduce human chicks.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #583 on: October 22, 2008, 03:34:38 PM »
I wish I was a male unicorn. 
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #584 on: October 22, 2008, 03:37:22 PM »
No, they only have the one growing from their foreheads. There are no female uniporns, that's why the male ones seduce human chicks.

Kinda like minotaurs then... huh?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #585 on: October 22, 2008, 03:42:40 PM »
No, they only have the one growing from their foreheads. There are no female uniporns, that's why the male ones seduce human chicks.

Kinda like minotaurs then... huh?
Yes, apparently creatures with horns are notoriously horny.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #586 on: October 22, 2008, 03:43:33 PM »
My horny pun got ninja'ed!
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #587 on: October 22, 2008, 03:46:19 PM »
Satyrs had lil stubby horns too, didn't they?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #588 on: October 22, 2008, 03:47:52 PM »
Satyrs had lil stubby horns too, didn't they?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #589 on: October 22, 2008, 03:54:29 PM »


Oh yes, I went there. It begged for that.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #590 on: October 22, 2008, 04:33:18 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #591 on: October 22, 2008, 05:26:06 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #592 on: October 22, 2008, 07:00:38 PM »
AC: You got me close to using a rimshot smiley.
As opposed to the rimjob smiley?
Just when I thought I couldn't get any closer to using it...


Heck, this proves our case, it's clearly seducing the girl. We should call them uniporns instead.


Either that or its thinking "Apple?  Bitch I read Snow WHite.  Pony ain't no fool."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #593 on: October 22, 2008, 07:13:04 PM »
Or possibly the Uniporn gave the apple to the girl... to make her... complacent.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #594 on: October 22, 2008, 07:27:04 PM »
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Or possibly the Uniporn gave the apple to the girl... to make her... complacent.

I figured that was what calm emotions was for.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #595 on: October 22, 2008, 07:45:18 PM »
L, did you know Shinigami love apples? :evillaugh
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #596 on: October 22, 2008, 10:32:27 PM »
Of course, shinigami can't fall in love without effectively committing suicide.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #597 on: October 22, 2008, 10:54:19 PM »
No, they only have the one growing from their foreheads. There are no female uniporns, that's why the male ones seduce human chicks.

Kinda like minotaurs then... huh?

I know a girl, who likes minotaurs.

I found this out by accident.

After introducing an good "immortal" NPC (aka, an attempt to replace all outsiders with one "visually" modifiable race (but pretty much all the same stats-wise and only have 3 classes for all outsiders in a planar raiders game that I was running) that looked like a minotaur with bronze-red fur, a brass great-axe and gold-clad horns; I sort of found this "fact" out.

Suffice it to say, the normally angreh/skargirl/tattooed barbarian half-elf in adamantine armour was gailiy running alongside the bull-headed immortal and killing the guys that he didn't catch in his Burning Breath (one of a laundry list of abilities, basically it was Burning Hands) with her greatsword.

The really funny thing was that I got the bull + human combo on the "creatures" and "humanoids" lists that I had written up. So, really, it was sheer dumb luck that the above happened.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #598 on: October 22, 2008, 11:42:14 PM »
Her: Is it okay if I pretend you're Vin Deisel?
Him: Sure, as long as I can pretend you're him, too.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #599 on: October 23, 2008, 12:42:39 AM »
Him: Is it okay if I pretend you're Vin Deisel?
Her: Sure, you have the penis size of a bodybuilder...
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