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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #560 on: October 22, 2008, 01:08:31 AM »
There are two possible responses to that:

1. No, that boat has sailed.

or

2. For you, given your behaviour sometimes, they may make an exception.


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #561 on: October 22, 2008, 01:21:21 AM »
You mean I'm never going to see a real unicorn?  :'(

Welll... I've got a beard, a long flowing mane, and only one horn...

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But you'd have to ask AC's permission.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #562 on: October 22, 2008, 01:27:47 AM »
Welll... I've got a beard, a long flowing mane, and only one horn...

;)

But you'd have to ask AC's permission.
You're saying it's... calcified?? Eew!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #563 on: October 22, 2008, 01:28:49 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #564 on: October 22, 2008, 01:30:10 AM »
You know, that would explain why Italians like to refer to themselves in the third person... :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #565 on: October 22, 2008, 01:37:22 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #566 on: October 22, 2008, 07:30:22 AM »
Her: "While you take your pants off let the cat out"
Me: "Is there any reason I need to do the two together?"

Or perhaps

"Why? Is he going to watch?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #567 on: October 22, 2008, 10:03:57 AM »
You missed the obvious, all of you. Blame it on AC Bob. :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #568 on: October 22, 2008, 10:19:47 AM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #569 on: October 22, 2008, 02:28:42 PM »
You know, that would explain why Italians like to refer to themselves in the third person... :P
We're very good at what we do.

I've got one! Though I am proud to admit I've never had the need to use it that way...Though now you've got me thinking  :smirk
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You mean I'm never going to see a real unicorn?  :'(
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #570 on: October 22, 2008, 02:32:47 PM »
AC: You got me close to using a rimshot smiley.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #571 on: October 22, 2008, 02:39:12 PM »
AC: You got me close to using a rimshot smiley.
As opposed to the rimjob smiley?
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #572 on: October 22, 2008, 02:44:22 PM »
We're very good at what we do.
:eh I think I'm going to require you to say my name from now on.

I'll show you a unicorn. Real horn and everything. :D



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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #573 on: October 22, 2008, 02:46:29 PM »
AC: You got me close to using a rimshot smiley.
All in a day's work.  :smirk
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #574 on: October 22, 2008, 02:49:58 PM »
AC: You got me close to using a rimshot smiley.
As opposed to the rimjob smiley?
Just when I thought I couldn't get any closer to using it...


Heck, this proves our case, it's clearly seducing the girl. We should call them uniporns instead.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #575 on: October 22, 2008, 02:52:30 PM »
So... is that her little pwny? :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #576 on: October 22, 2008, 03:05:40 PM »
The eyes of the uniporn are definitely not locked to the tits of that girl.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #577 on: October 22, 2008, 03:13:27 PM »
Fucking Uniporns.  :pout  :lol
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #578 on: October 22, 2008, 03:16:00 PM »
Fucking Uniporns.  :pout  :lol
Quite literally so.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #579 on: October 22, 2008, 03:26:27 PM »
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Does this mean that unicorns can possibly have TWO "horns" if they're male?

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