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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #540 on: October 21, 2008, 07:54:47 PM »
Look, we all know there's a reason Unicorns only show up to virgin maidens... Those pervs. :D
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #541 on: October 21, 2008, 07:56:32 PM »
Look, we all know there's a reason Unicorns only show up to virgin maidens... Those pervs. :D
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #542 on: October 21, 2008, 07:57:35 PM »
Hence their Cure moderate wounds.

That would probably need a Regeneration at least.  :-[

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #543 on: October 21, 2008, 08:00:21 PM »
Hence their Cure moderate wounds.

That would probably need a Regeneration at least.  :-[
But that would do just what it says, regenerate.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #544 on: October 21, 2008, 08:01:44 PM »
Which is what the unicorn wants... :smirk
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #545 on: October 21, 2008, 08:03:07 PM »
Probably the virgin too :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #546 on: October 21, 2008, 08:04:24 PM »
Probably the virgin too :P
I doubt that.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #547 on: October 21, 2008, 08:10:23 PM »
I don't know. There must be something in it for the virgin in that transaction... :smirk

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #548 on: October 21, 2008, 08:12:58 PM »
Well, there is definately something in the [spoiler]former[/spoiler] virgin.  :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #549 on: October 21, 2008, 08:14:49 PM »
Damned Unicorns...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #550 on: October 21, 2008, 08:19:04 PM »
Damned Unicorns...
Must be those damned unicorns who do all this. Kind of like fallen angels.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #551 on: October 21, 2008, 08:19:16 PM »
Aren't unicorns a bit too obvious for that? Frankly, I think some women would probably prefer a Cthulhu teddy.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #552 on: October 21, 2008, 08:21:02 PM »
Aren't unicorns a bit too obvious for that? Frankly, I think some women would probably prefer a Cthulhu teddy.

Mmmmm. Tentacles.

Cthulhu stuffed toys don't usually have very long or flexible tentacles.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #553 on: October 21, 2008, 08:35:48 PM »
Cthulhu stuffed toys don't usually have very long or flexible tentacles.
Sad but true.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #554 on: October 21, 2008, 08:40:35 PM »
Lols.

I'm so tempted to link this to someone... who has a unicorn cohort...
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #555 on: October 21, 2008, 11:35:06 PM »
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Cthulhu stuffed toys don't usually have very long or flexible tentacles.

Ejo... How the hell do you know that?!

On second thought, I don't wanna know.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #556 on: October 21, 2008, 11:49:05 PM »
Ejo... How the hell do you know that?!

On second thought, I don't wanna know.

I am the proud owner of 3? stuffed Cthulhu toys. :D

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #557 on: October 22, 2008, 12:00:55 AM »
Ever been to a gaming store? They're EVERYWHERE!
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #558 on: October 22, 2008, 12:57:15 AM »
I've got one! Though I am proud to admit I've never had the need to use it that way...Though now you've got me thinking  :smirk

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #559 on: October 22, 2008, 01:05:55 AM »
Look, we all know there's a reason Unicorns only show up to virgin maidens... Those pervs. :D

You mean I'm never going to see a real unicorn?  :'(

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