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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #220 on: September 12, 2008, 10:22:09 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #221 on: September 12, 2008, 10:33:37 PM »
I can say that any chick that knows Celebrity Jeopardy can get into my pants just a little bit easier after showing their knowledge of the subject.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #222 on: September 12, 2008, 10:47:13 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #223 on: September 13, 2008, 12:50:17 AM »
Hey! It's not my fault we don't see each other all the time and that the sight of you makes me happy... as well as some other things.

I say no to sexy-time with strangers and acquaintances pretty damn frequently. So when I do get the opportunity to have sexy-time with you, I take it!  :P

It's not rape until you soil yourself, anyways.  :lol

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #224 on: September 13, 2008, 01:38:15 AM »
I'm going to take this to a different thread rather than take this one further off-topic.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #225 on: September 13, 2008, 06:27:29 AM »
"Honey would it be cool if we did a 3 way with your mom?"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #226 on: September 14, 2008, 06:14:21 AM »
I say no to sexy-time with strangers and acquaintances pretty damn frequently. So when I do get the opportunity to have sexy-time with you, I take it!  :P

Oh sure, you can say no, but we can't say no to you...had to go hide from you...

And my contribution:

"Was I growling at you just then?"
"uh, yeah"
"Shit, I thought I had that under control"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #227 on: September 14, 2008, 03:09:30 PM »
"Honey would it be cool if we did a 3 way with your mom?"

My gal actually loved when I asked about that...

Her mom is super hot too.

Just more evidence that I have found the perfect woman.

 :love :love :love

On topic though...

Every once in a while I lean over and whisper, oh so sensually:

"2girls1cup"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #228 on: September 14, 2008, 04:30:03 PM »

AC: "Stop pulling my nipple hair out with your toes!"

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #229 on: September 14, 2008, 04:32:54 PM »
And in a slight reversal, "Stop pulling my toe hair out with your nipples."

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #230 on: September 14, 2008, 04:35:17 PM »
 You win. :lol

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #231 on: September 18, 2008, 07:47:11 AM »
Said to me:
 
"Slap her with your penis!"


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #232 on: September 18, 2008, 11:51:21 AM »
Said to me:
 
"Slap her with your penis!"



Seen a porn like that before.  You can always rent a penis if one is needed.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #233 on: September 18, 2008, 03:35:06 PM »
Go go strap-ons!

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #234 on: September 18, 2008, 04:54:05 PM »
I say no to sexy-time with strangers and acquaintances pretty damn frequently. So when I do get the opportunity to have sexy-time with you, I take it!  :P

Oh sure, you can say no, but we can't say no to you...had to go hide from you...

And my contribution:

"Was I growling at you just then?"
"uh, yeah"
"Shit, I thought I had that under control"

  Unless she likes it  :P. My gf did  ;)

  My contribution, "Why aren't you crying yet?" That one got me beaten for a bit  :smirk but she laughing so it's all good.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #235 on: September 18, 2008, 09:01:57 PM »

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #236 on: September 18, 2008, 09:19:35 PM »

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #237 on: September 18, 2008, 09:20:22 PM »
You would.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #238 on: September 18, 2008, 09:23:11 PM »
What's wrong with the visual?

Wearing a strap-on I can give her the joys of double penetration without having to deal with another man. :smirk

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #239 on: September 18, 2008, 09:28:17 PM »
We have a winner.
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