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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #200 on: September 11, 2008, 09:03:43 PM »
There's a huge line between masochistic and suicidal. Having a pistol aimed at your head and enjoying it crosses that line before the other horses even get out of the gates. :P
Been a number of cases where the gun accidentally went off on orgasm, leading to a bigger mess than expected, and I am not talking about the court case...

My first thought was about a splattered head, not a court case...


@Tshern: Using what as an excuse? He said that it depends on the person (whether or not it is the worst thing to say during sex), and I pointed out that whether or not any of these things in this thread are the worst thing to say during sex or not is equally subjective. I'm not trying to justify anything, least of all shooting someone.
As for the quote itself, the thread by default asks for the disturbing or unusual ("The worst thing to say during sex..."). It doesn't ask for things that people have actually said themselves. I have not, nor do I ever intend to hold a gun to someone's head, least of all during sex. And I don't think most of the people here posting "creepy" things are actually creepy themselves. I think they're just being humorously absurd and on-topic.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #201 on: September 11, 2008, 09:08:47 PM »
Actually Nox, I was referring to the line. It depend on the person whether having a gun pointed at you during sex (or a knife, for better imagery) is arousing. It also depends on the person where that line between suicidal/murderer and msaochism/sadochism starts and ends.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #202 on: September 11, 2008, 09:10:10 PM »
Actually Nox, I was referring to the line. It depend on the person whether having a gun pointed at you during sex (or a knife, for better imagery) is arousing. It also depends on the person where that line between suicidal/murderer and msaochism/sadochism starts and ends.
..That's what I was saying. It depends on the person whether or not it's arousing and thus whether it's the worst thing to say/hear during sex or not. I'm not seeing how we're in disagreement.
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #203 on: September 11, 2008, 09:14:15 PM »
I don't think we're in disagreement, but the whole thread was meant more as a "gross each other out" type of deal. For example:
"Wow. And I thought only my little sister made that noise when I did this to her..."

Is way more disturbing, imo, then being threatened with death. I know that's just me, but that's more disturbing during sex.  Although if you could pull a mean Darth Vader impersonation and say "Time to die" during sex, that'd be pretty disturbing. ;)
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #204 on: September 11, 2008, 09:15:36 PM »
RAI vs. RAW >_>
"Worst" in and of itself is subject to interpretation. I know I would rather have unpleasant sex and live than be murdered. It's all a matter of opinion which is worse (and what "worst" is).
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #205 on: September 11, 2008, 09:16:41 PM »
:P You're one of those people who just likes to argue, eh. ;) Go read the comic from my first post. :P
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #206 on: September 11, 2008, 09:21:16 PM »
:P You're one of those people who just likes to argue, eh. ;) Go read the comic from my first post. :P

I defend my claims, so to speak. :) If I think I'm right, I'll argue to make my point, yes (and back down when proven wrong - I'm a stickler on that in that if it's not a conclusive rebuttal, I'll keep defending my point).

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #207 on: September 12, 2008, 03:30:59 AM »
PS: It was her.

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I'm pretty sure, anyways...


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #208 on: September 12, 2008, 03:32:21 AM »
Nope. I remember because I was trying to go to sleep since I had to wake up early... Shall we really get into what happens when someone tells you no about anything. :lol
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #209 on: September 12, 2008, 03:34:30 AM »
 ....


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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #210 on: September 12, 2008, 06:31:34 AM »
Nope. I remember because I was trying to go to sleep since I had to wake up early... Shall we really get into what happens when someone tells you no about anything. :lol

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #211 on: September 12, 2008, 06:38:34 AM »
What places did she have to lick?

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #213 on: September 12, 2008, 04:05:31 PM »
Nope. I remember because I was trying to go to sleep since I had to wake up early... Shall we really get into what happens when someone tells you no about anything. :lol

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #214 on: September 12, 2008, 04:12:09 PM »
Mmh, maybe you should think about some really big turn off at a moment like that, get a mantra like that or something, if this kind off thing happens more often :P

Anyway, I don't I envy you if this is weekly routine or something :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #215 on: September 12, 2008, 04:14:17 PM »
Oh I'm not complaining. :smirk
Just enlightening Gawain at his request.  ;)
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #216 on: September 12, 2008, 04:19:53 PM »
I guess a girl like Rhinogirl is a mixed blessing :P

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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #217 on: September 12, 2008, 04:24:18 PM »
I guess a girl like Rhinogirl is a mixed blessing :P



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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #218 on: September 12, 2008, 04:31:12 PM »
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Re: The worst thing to say during sex...
« Reply #219 on: September 12, 2008, 09:54:21 PM »
I can definitely say that a woman that doesn't take no for an answer is not desirable to me.

You know what we call men who don't take no for an answer?  Rapists.
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