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Ubernoob · « **Reply #20 on:** August 11, 2008, 01:41:31 AM »

Quote from: CountArioch on August 11, 2008, 01:31:02 AM

I'd rather eat razor wire, pull it out my ass, anf floss myself to death.

That's the most creative suicide I've read in at least 24 hours. Props.

In other news, with this post I overtake Strat as the fourth most prolific member on this forum. There's probably something wrong with me.

CountArioch · « **Reply #21 on:** August 11, 2008, 02:15:05 AM »

Quote from: ubernoob on August 11, 2008, 01:41:31 AM

Quote from: CountArioch on August 11, 2008, 01:31:02 AM
I'd rather eat razor wire, pull it out my ass, anf floss myself to death.
That's the most creative suicide I've read in at least 24 hours. Props.

Sorry to spoil it, but I didn't make that up. It's a Yahtzee quote.

bhu · « **Reply #22 on:** August 11, 2008, 05:17:05 AM »

"Have...have you always made chipmunk noises during orgasm???"

Josh · « **Reply #23 on:** August 11, 2008, 06:07:19 AM »

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #24 on:** August 11, 2008, 06:40:34 AM »

Quote from: Josh on August 11, 2008, 06:07:19 AM

:-\ These are the only ones in that post that made me laugh.

Sunic_Flames · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2008, 09:01:26 AM »

World of Warcraft...

Hate... levels... rising...

*cut to news*

This just in! Blizzard Entertainment has been leveled by a mysterious explosion!

Guyr Adamantine · « **Reply #26 on:** August 11, 2008, 11:14:32 AM »

Oh, did we forgot to add water to it?

AstralFire · « **Reply #27 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:23:03 PM »

I'm going down on my girlfriend, she's screaming, bucking, moaning, legs twitching. Right as she's about to blow, I suddenly stop, look up and:
Me: Love?
Her: -panting noises that vaguely sound like acknowledgement-
Me: Did you know that you can save 15% or more on your car insura- (Her hands suddenly shoot down and start clawing my goddamn shoulders.) OH GOD OH GOD I'M SORRY OH GOD

But it was worth it.

I think.

Irthos Levethix · « **Reply #28 on:** August 11, 2008, 01:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Josh on August 11, 2008, 06:07:19 AM

Josh, you sir, are a twisted individual. I applaude you.

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #29 on:** August 11, 2008, 02:31:17 PM »

You look just like your sister from back here.

Stratovarius · « **Reply #30 on:** August 11, 2008, 03:06:37 PM »

I think "you look just like your brother from back here" would be worse.

CountArioch · « **Reply #31 on:** August 11, 2008, 04:02:55 PM »

"My god, your thighs are big."

AndyJames · « **Reply #32 on:** August 11, 2008, 07:11:18 PM »

You know, many of these stuff is likely to end with the guy that said it in the graveyard minus the bits that make him a guy...

Sinfire Titan · « **Reply #33 on:** August 11, 2008, 08:14:31 PM »

Quote from: AndyJames on August 11, 2008, 07:11:18 PM

You know, many of these stuff is likely to end with the guy that said it in the graveyard minus the bits that make him a guy...

This thread reminds me of Fable. If you read any of the graves, they have witty little jokes in place of epitaphs.

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #34 on:** August 11, 2008, 08:17:43 PM »

That was amazing Josh. I think I'm crying from laughing so hard.

Guy: Oh yeah, Alice.
Girl: *whispers* It's Alex.

AndyJames · « **Reply #35 on:** August 11, 2008, 08:22:30 PM »

Could be short for Alexandra, but nothing will save the guy from the "gun" poking him in the groin...

AfterCrescent · « **Reply #36 on:** August 11, 2008, 08:23:29 PM »

Ah, I just chose a girl->guy name. Works well with Mary->Mark; Janice->Jack, etc.

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #37 on:** August 11, 2008, 11:06:38 PM »

Yeah, but even Alex, when it isn't used as a nickname for a name like Alexandra, is sometimes used as a female name. :-\ If definitely works for the others you mentioned though.

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #38 on:** August 12, 2008, 02:05:44 AM »

Joan -> John

BobismyRhino · « **Reply #39 on:** August 12, 2008, 02:39:33 AM »

I knew I'd love this thread.

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