Something is amiss here...

[EjoThims]

It is indeed truly home, now that I can say exactly what it is that is on my mind.  Oh wait, I did that @ WotC anyway.

Course many speculate that's why you haven't been seen around lately... 

[tsuyoshikentsu]

It is indeed truly home, now that I can say exactly what it is that is on my mind.  Oh wait, I did that @ WotC anyway.

I did that too.  Btw, I found out why you weren't on the CO review.  I wasn't put on the second one for being too "acerbic."  Makes me guess you were too acerbic for the first.

So you were right; it was a bullshit reason after all.

EDIT: Oh I am going to LOVE this forum's profanity filter.

[PhoenixInferno]

It is indeed truly home, now that I can say exactly what it is that is on my mind.  Oh wait, I did that @ WotC anyway.

I did that too.  Btw, I found out why you weren't on the CO review.  I wasn't put on the second one for being too "acerbic."  Makes me guess you were too acerbic for the first.

Maybe.

[RobbyPants]

EDIT: Oh I am going to LOVE this forum's profanity filter.

No kidding.  I've been conditioned for the last two years to say ticked instead of pissed.

I also love when the filters block out benign things like "I **** the crossbow" and "Go **** yourself you ******* ****!"

[Akula]

lern t0 0ptim1ze n00b. f1gh7ar 20 is t3h w34ksu4ce. i always makes pun-pun cus hes da strongest, but then the deehm steals my psicrystal and i have to start all over. someone halp me ruin this lamers campaign.

But on a more serious note, fighter 20 is the most powerful build out there. I mean look at all the people who take flaws, feats must be good if they are willing to cripple their character over a few of them. Lighting Warrior?! WTF that class has way to much flavor for this board, and without the familiar it isn't close to optimal, who will deliver your touch spells now? There is no way you can melee with your weak d20 HD.

(Completely tangential : this smiley is awsome. My own punctuation makes my eyes bleed)

[Alastar]

Ok guys, i would really like it if you could optimise my character.

He was born in a noble family and then proceeded to learn to use swords at an early age.  His father made him go on all sorts of mission for the government and that's how he became level 1.  And then he was betrayed by his elder sister and left for dead.  But then he rose up and swore vengeance and that's where I am.

Can you optimise my character please?

Theeeeeeereeeeeeeee

[AfterCrescent]

Lightning Warrior actually has that as its written background. You're set. Just make sure you take obtain familiar and every familiar boosting feat you can or you're wasting your feats 

[RobbyPants]

Ok guys, i would really like it if you could optimise my character.

He was born in a noble family and then proceeded to learn to use swords at an early age.  His father made him go on all sorts of mission for the government and that's how he became level 1.  And then he was betrayed by his elder sister and left for dead.  But then he rose up and swore vengeance and that's where I am.

Can you optimise my character please?

Theeeeeeereeeeeeeee

Too much punctuation...

hey u guyz i heer ur rly good at makin powerful pcs n stuff n i want a pc to make my dm cry hes such a n00b well nyway my pc is rly good with swords but i dont have more backstory than that so what can you do

hurry up i have to play this in a game today and i dont have all day so get a move on!!!11!

[amalcon]

i need some help optimizing my character concept its a soulknife samurai healer he can make blades with his mind and also heal himself and is a samurai isnt that great so i want you to make him real strong right thanks

[EjoThims]

So what's teh most powerful build? I need to screw my DM cause he wouldn't let me play a 1st level commonor with 9th level spells, so make it sneakky to tricks him!!1

[AfterCrescent]

guyz! guyz! i nos teh sneakezt build!11!!!!11!

u redy??

A Sandwich.

[EjoThims]

A Sandwich.

Still one of the most epic builds evar.

[Sinfire Titan]

One avatar to rule them all... And I have it! Whee!
*Begins mercilessly slaying innocents with the power of the One Avatar*

I don't think the Laughing Man can survive a Tri-Rocket shot.

[Prime32]

One avatar to rule them all... And I have it! Whee!
*Begins mercilessly slaying innocents with the power of the One Avatar*

I don't think the Laughing Man can survive a Tri-Rocket shot.

I have already begun integrating him into the hive mind, remember? Plus, he can mess with your eyes so you can't see him.

[Sinfire Titan]

One avatar to rule them all... And I have it! Whee!
*Begins mercilessly slaying innocents with the power of the One Avatar*

I don't think the Laughing Man can survive a Tri-Rocket shot.

I have already begun integrating him into the hive mind, remember? Plus, he can mess with your eyes so you can't see him.

I shoot from the hip anyway.

[RobbyPants]

One avatar to rule them all... And I have it! Whee!
*Begins mercilessly slaying innocents with the power of the One Avatar*

I don't think the Laughing Man can survive a Tri-Rocket shot.

I have already begun integrating him into the hive mind, remember? Plus, he can mess with your eyes so you can't see him.

I shoot from the hip anyway.

Oh yeah!?!  Well this female rat ninja will... uh...  hmm...

*submits to mindflayers and rocket lauchers*

[AfterCrescent]

I think we all know the moon is made of cheese. And cheese is essential to an optimized sandwich. So clearly the moon > mindflayers & rocket launchers 

[Sinfire Titan]

I think we all know the moon is made of cheese. And cheese is essential to an optimized sandwich. So clearly the moon > mindflayers & rocket launchers 

But mine is a Tri-Rocket Launcher, and thus perfect for killing every moving creature in the room, including the room.

[skydragonknight]

I think we all know the moon is made of cheese. And cheese is essential to an optimized sandwich. So clearly the moon > mindflayers & rocket launchers 

Well, After, since you're not a Full Moon, you're not getting your full amount of cheese, which is not optimal. I think we need to hear what the lycanthropes have to say. They're more on touch with moon-cheese than anyone else

[AfterCrescent]

But mine is a Tri-Rocket Launcher, and thus perfect for killing every moving creature in the room, including the room.

Ahhh. I see the heirarchy now. Moon > Tri-Rocket Launcher > Room > Minflayers & Rocket Launchers. Thank you for clearing that up