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Dictum Mortuum

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Today it's my name day!
« on: October 26, 2011, 01:13:46 PM »
Get me a gift  :flutter

//edit: obviously, this is a joke thread.  :P
« Last Edit: October 26, 2011, 01:51:14 PM by Dictum Mortuum »
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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 02:40:29 PM »


EDIT:  It's my birthday on friday.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2011, 03:17:02 PM by sirpercival »
Burn all the microfiche!  Firebomb all the 8-tracks!

I'm not just a druid -- I'm a singing, dancing, Broadway druid.

[spoiler]
Quote from: PhaedrusXY
"You... saved me? So I was dismantled? I... thank you, then. I will not incinerate you."

There's only one character concept worth having, and that's the one you've thrown darts at.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 02:44:33 PM »
hbd
"An ally of truth."

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Kagamine Rin - Antichlorobenzene (ft. Kagamine Ren)

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2011, 03:14:22 PM »

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2011, 04:56:43 PM »
Better start researching Ensul's Soultheft

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2011, 05:36:57 PM »
awesomeness
Dude... that's the coolest cake I've ever seen. I want one.  :bigeye
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »
How about a handbook template  :p

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2011, 06:12:28 PM »


What is your favorite flavor?

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2011, 07:39:14 PM »
Xronia Polla  or happy name day in english :lmao

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2011, 07:44:04 PM »

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 08:50:55 PM »
awesomeness
Dude... that's the coolest cake I've ever seen. I want one.  :bigeye

Ask Google, I guess...  I thought it was pretty cool.  :D
Burn all the microfiche!  Firebomb all the 8-tracks!

I'm not just a druid -- I'm a singing, dancing, Broadway druid.

[spoiler]
Quote from: PhaedrusXY
"You... saved me? So I was dismantled? I... thank you, then. I will not incinerate you."

There's only one character concept worth having, and that's the one you've thrown darts at.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2011, 10:12:15 PM »
"My solution way too often is to press the red button and see the world burn, which brings us back to the fiery pits of Hell..."
Tshern

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2011, 10:19:15 PM »
Happy name day Dimitrios =)

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2011, 11:42:11 PM »
Found this for you, and by you I mean I googled this 9 months ago and told everyone Happy Birthday at once else where and I'm reposting it just for you.
Tiers explained in 8 sentences. With examples!
[spoiler]Tiers break down into who has spellcasting more than anything else due to spells being better than anything else in the game.
6: Skill based. Commoner, Expert, Samurai.
5: Mundane warrior. Barbarian, Fighter, Monk.
4: Partial casters. Adapt, Hexblade, Paladin, Ranger, Spelltheif.
3: Focused casters. Bard, Beguiler, Dread Necromancer, Martial Adapts, Warmage.
2: Full casters. Favored Soul, Psion, Sorcerer, Wu Jen.
1: Elitists. Artificer, Cleric, Druid, Wizard.
0: Gods. StP Erudite, Illthid Savant, Pun-Pun, Rocks fall & you die.
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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2011, 12:46:59 AM »
I got you this spiffy box.  Inside, you find a handkerchief and a note.

The note reads:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

PS: You have just triggered explosive runes.
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Does it bug anyone else that we've reached the point where characters who can obliterate a greater deity in one round are considered "decent?"

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2011, 06:21:58 AM »
I don't employ memes. Mass-produced ammunition, even from reputable manufacturers, tends to malfunction on occasion.

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2011, 09:14:30 AM »
I got him a spiffy box too, but with something very different inside.
Poly agaph re Mitse! Se skeftonte ta paidia! Happy nameday and officialy :P
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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2011, 10:33:14 PM »

awesomeness

Dude... that's the coolest cake I've ever seen. I want one.  :bigeye
Ask Google, I guess...  I thought it was pretty cool.  :D

[rules lawyer]
They did the d20 wrong , but I still want 2nds on it.
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 :)


Technically I can't eat My Kitty Avatar Cake.
(sad)
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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2011, 10:38:03 PM »
Well, wouldn't you want a d20 that was all 20's?
Burn all the microfiche!  Firebomb all the 8-tracks!

I'm not just a druid -- I'm a singing, dancing, Broadway druid.

[spoiler]
Quote from: PhaedrusXY
"You... saved me? So I was dismantled? I... thank you, then. I will not incinerate you."

There's only one character concept worth having, and that's the one you've thrown darts at.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Today it's my name day!
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2011, 10:39:22 PM »

Oh , Yes.

Yes I would.

Now I want 3rds on it.