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Kuroimaken

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Half-buttered Triangle Productions presents Hamlet...
« on: October 21, 2011, 09:31:39 PM »
...As played by the cast of G Gundam.

Cast:

Domon Kasshu as Hamlet
Kyouji Kasshu as Laertes
Master Asia as the ghost
Chibodee Crockett as Horatio
That Hot Russian Chick as Gertrude
Rain Mikamura as Ophelia
The Hand That Glows With An Awesome Power (AKA Domon's right hand) as Hamlet's madness
Heero Yui as Fortinbras
The Shuffle Alliance as Osric, Voltimand, Cornelius, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Gravediggers
George de Sand as Marcellus
Sai Saici as Bernardo
Algo Gursky as Francisco
Schwartz as Claudius

ALGO: *yawn*
SAI: Yo dude, good work. You can GTFO now.
ALGO: *grunt*

*Algo leaves. Chibodee and George enter*

GEORGE: So, Chibodee, have you heard? They say the ghost of Master Asia has been seen roaming around the castle.
SAI: G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-ghost?!
THOSE WEIRD MONKS: Woe unto the temple of Shaolin, Sai Saici-sama is afraid of ghosts?!
Chibodee: Really? If that's true, Domon should definitely know. He has a major man-crush on that crusty old bastard.

*Chibodee exits, returns with Domon, Ghost appears*

MASTER ASIA: DOMON!

DOMON: MASTER!

*They attempt to do the Undefeated of the East school greeting, which fails because Master Asia is a ghost*
DOMON: I can't believe you're dead, master!

MASTER ASIA: That's not important, Domon! You should know the truth: I have actually been murdered by Schwartz!
DOMON: *silence*
MASTER ASIA: What?
DOMON: You. The Undefeated of the East. The guy who blows up Mobile Suits on foot. WITH SCARVES. Have been murdered by Schwartz?
MASTER ASIA: Indeed.
DOMON: ...how?
MASTER ASIA: He dropped poison in my ear.
DOMON: silence
MASTER ASIA: Domon. Would I lie to you?
DOMON: Of course not, Master.
MASTER ASIA: Well then! Avenge my death! Kill Schwartz!
DOMON: YES MASTER!
*Domon turns to George and Chibodee while Sai Saici panics.*
DOMON: You guys, don't tell this to anyone!
GEORGE & CHIBODEE: And who the hell would believe us?
*Ghost disappears, George, Chibodee and Sai Saici leave*
DOMON: I need a plan to catch Schwartz.
DOMON'S RIGHT HAND: I will help you!

*to be continued*
« Last Edit: October 21, 2011, 09:45:11 PM by Kuroimaken »
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Garryl

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Re: Half-buttered Triangle Productions presents Hamlet...
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2011, 05:49:00 AM »
*Snicker, giggle*
This looks to be a fun read.
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Kuroimaken

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Re: Half-buttered Triangle Productions presents Hamlet...
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2011, 08:20:14 PM »
Will there be giant robots?

Ever seen the cast of a Gundam series do anything useful without giant robots?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Garryl

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Re: Half-buttered Triangle Productions presents Hamlet...
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2011, 08:57:25 PM »
Will there be giant robots?

Ever seen the cast of a Gundam series do anything useful without giant robots?

It's Gundam G, so this is the one series where they might.
A Guide to Free D&D - A resource of free, official D&D resources on the web.
General listing of my homebrew.
Links to things I've worked on
[spoiler]
Idiot Crusader, refreshing maneuvers for free every round.
The Opposed Checks Handbook - Under construction.
Adaptations Handbook - Under construction.
[/spoiler]

Kuroimaken

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Re: Half-buttered Triangle Productions presents Hamlet...
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2011, 11:02:39 PM »
I cast Master Asia as the ghost PRECISELY so he couldn't do that.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Kuroimaken

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Re: Half-buttered Triangle Productions presents Hamlet...
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2011, 03:55:51 PM »
I should be posting the second part of this later today, or maybe tomorrow. Need to remember the play a bit.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!