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Next on the list for the rest of you is the house. Apparently the house of a former Necromancer as it is made entirely of bone. Even the furnishings. It smells like old people funk. And death. Your neighbors appear to be degenerate humans moments away from forming a mob with pitchforks. Or an orgy. Maybe both. It appears roomier than the mini fort as it has several underground rooms, and an attic.
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
Cusic is stood by a window, waving to the neighbours
Bill seems unable to enter the house and stays outside, silently mumbling something about necromancy being unnatural.
Quote from: bhu on October 17, 2011, 06:37:33 AMNext on the list for the rest of you is the house. Apparently the house of a former Necromancer as it is made entirely of bone. Even the furnishings. It smells like old people funk. And death. Your neighbors appear to be degenerate humans moments away from forming a mob with pitchforks. Or an orgy. Maybe both. It appears roomier than the mini fort as it has several underground rooms, and an attic."That looks really awesome in a thematic sort of way, but it's not really my cup of tea. Although we might get invited to orgy parties next door, so I'm kinda torn..."
[spoiler]Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."[/spoiler]
Quote from: Monotremeancer on October 17, 2011, 04:32:23 PMBill seems unable to enter the house and stays outside, silently mumbling something about necromancy being unnatural.A few people scream and reflexively light torches.
Quote from: bhu on October 17, 2011, 04:51:51 PMQuote from: Monotremeancer on October 17, 2011, 04:32:23 PMBill seems unable to enter the house and stays outside, silently mumbling something about necromancy being unnatural.A few people scream and reflexively light torches.[spoiler]OOC: At Bill or as a result of what he just said?[/spoiler]
"They got fleas. Which is the least of your worries considering their vast mental instability."
Quote from: Nanshork on October 17, 2011, 03:15:19 PM[spoiler]Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."[/spoiler]move silently rolls plz
Bill sighs at the people and calmly and somewhat curiously asks the first of his companions to exit the houseAnswer me truthfully, do I really look that odd? It seems that this world is a temple to weirdness, but not even where I'm from did people react this much to my looks. I guess what I'm really wondering is, is this place really more sane than my homeworld?
Quote from: bhu on October 17, 2011, 05:03:16 PMQuote from: Nanshork on October 17, 2011, 03:15:19 PM[spoiler]Kintal rolls his eyes. "Fine, I'll do it."[/spoiler]move silently rolls plz [spoiler]Kintal changes to Tiny cat form.Move Silently: 28[/spoiler]
