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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #260 on: August 25, 2008, 01:26:35 AM »
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #261 on: August 25, 2008, 07:27:22 AM »
Wow, you're one lucky human being, AC. It just so happens that all my exes have been douchebags, so I tend to be very surprised when.. you know, someone's girlfriend isn't. :P
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #262 on: August 25, 2008, 10:03:27 AM »
Even worse than them? Thanks, but no thanks. :P

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #263 on: August 25, 2008, 01:49:19 PM »
Rhino Rush charging ftw. :P
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #264 on: August 25, 2008, 02:53:37 PM »
With Charging Smite, the Shock Trooper-Combat Brute feats and a two-hander, perhaps? :P

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #265 on: August 25, 2008, 02:55:17 PM »
With Charging Smite, the Shock Trooper-Combat Brute feats and a two-hander, perhaps? :P

Wait, Combat Brute is the one that you have to break your own stuff to use isn't it? :/
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #266 on: August 25, 2008, 06:26:13 PM »
With Charging Smite, the Shock Trooper-Combat Brute feats and a two-hander, perhaps? :P

Wait, Combat Brute is the one that you have to break your own stuff to use isn't it? :/

Err, no?

Also, you forgot Leap Attack.

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #267 on: August 25, 2008, 06:27:33 PM »
Are you sure? Which one was that then?
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #268 on: August 25, 2008, 06:31:30 PM »
I have no idea, but Combat Brute doesn't involve breaking your own armor/weapon. (It does have Improved Sunder as a prerequisite.)

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #269 on: August 25, 2008, 06:39:41 PM »
Possibly the Forsaker class. It's at least what springs to mind.
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #270 on: August 25, 2008, 07:08:10 PM »
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #271 on: August 25, 2008, 07:09:43 PM »
All of the following depends on my mood/place/timing, etc:
~nudity-if the person I love and trust is nekkid, I'll totally jump his bones. If I'm nekkid with a bunch of friends, chances are we're drunk and skinny dipping. If I'm nekkid and drunk with another girl, I might let her take advantage of me.

~Being dominated. It's hot. What can I say? I've been a bad, bad girl and sometimes I just need my master to put me in my place. I expect spanking and rough sex. It's utterly delightful. Yes, punish me. Tying me up and then dominating is also welcome.

~Porn. I like it. Doesn't really matter what kind-exceptions are like, stuff you'd find on efukt. But porn is always fun, and in the right mood, it'll turn me on.

~Getting sex when I want it- sometimes being told "no" just drives me nuts. If I want sex, and he doesn't, too fucking bad, I'm getting it and I'm going to relish it. It's like a riddle: what do I have to lick in what order to get sex? I'm getting really good at solving that riddle.  :D

~Kisses all over me: I like kisses, and I like kisses on certain parts of me. Some more than others.

What she said.  What she motherfucking said.

If I'm nekkid and drunk with another girl, I might let her take advantage of me.


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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #272 on: August 25, 2008, 07:17:47 PM »
I have no idea, but Combat Brute doesn't involve breaking your own armor/weapon. (It does have Improved Sunder as a prerequisite.)

Improved Sunder = break own treasure.

Combat Brute = either bull rush then gain bonuses next round (Dungeoncrasher doesn't one round it?), charge and then gain bonuses next round (what charger doesn't one round his target?), or break enemy weapon or shield aka break own treasure which probably has about as much effective HP as said enemy to cleave into that enemy. I don't get it. She'll own you in a better way. :P

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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #273 on: August 25, 2008, 07:18:49 PM »
Now, we return to Bob on Meg action. :P
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #274 on: August 25, 2008, 07:19:23 PM »
All of the following depends on my mood/place/timing, etc:
~nudity-if the person I love and trust is nekkid, I'll totally jump his bones. If I'm nekkid with a bunch of friends, chances are we're drunk and skinny dipping. If I'm nekkid and drunk with another girl, I might let her take advantage of me.

~Being dominated. It's hot. What can I say? I've been a bad, bad girl and sometimes I just need my master to put me in my place. I expect spanking and rough sex. It's utterly delightful. Yes, punish me. Tying me up and then dominating is also welcome.

~Porn. I like it. Doesn't really matter what kind-exceptions are like, stuff you'd find on efukt. But porn is always fun, and in the right mood, it'll turn me on.

~Getting sex when I want it- sometimes being told "no" just drives me nuts. If I want sex, and he doesn't, too fucking bad, I'm getting it and I'm going to relish it. It's like a riddle: what do I have to lick in what order to get sex? I'm getting really good at solving that riddle.  :D

~Kisses all over me: I like kisses, and I like kisses on certain parts of me. Some more than others.

What she said.  What she motherfucking said.

If I'm nekkid and drunk with another girl, I might let her take advantage of me.


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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #275 on: August 25, 2008, 07:27:28 PM »
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #276 on: August 25, 2008, 07:28:48 PM »
Wait a sec. Which one is the domme? Maybe it should be Meg on Bob? :P
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #277 on: August 25, 2008, 07:32:31 PM »
Well....Bob is a rhino...

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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #278 on: August 25, 2008, 07:32:32 PM »
Nah, with girls (specially when they have been drinking) it's not like that. 
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Re: What turns you on?
« Reply #279 on: August 25, 2008, 07:33:04 PM »
Well....Bob is a rhino...

 :lol

Bob is HER rhino!!  When did the rhino enter into it???

Ah!  No rhinos!!  They do NOT turn me on at ALL!
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