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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2008, 07:22:47 PM »
Dude:

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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2008, 08:15:31 PM »
"Where did that fish come from!"

There was a MTG card of the week on brainburst a few years back named
"Red Herring" It was a red Counterspell that put a 2/2 (pro-blue or Island walking can't rember which) fish token into play.

I remember it even to this day you have captured the spirit here sir and take me back.
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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2008, 08:30:16 PM »
This was actually based off me being an IRC denizen, and quite used to getting in battles involving lots of trout slapping. However, given the alliteration, it seemed appropriate to use Salmon instead  :D
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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2008, 08:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Stratovarius
This was actually based off me being an IRC denizen, and quite used to getting in battles involving lots of trout slapping. However, given the alliteration, it seemed appropriate to use Salmon instead  :D
:lol

Sounds like something we do while watching porn... which makes this spell even better  :lmao
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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2008, 09:14:34 PM »
:lol

Sounds like something we do while watching porn... which makes this spell even better  :lmao
Umm... Salmon and porn? :blink No... I don't think I want to know...


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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2008, 05:12:57 PM »
Umm... Salmon and porn? :blink No... I don't think I want to know...

All you need to add is a couple rolls of duct tape and a nice midget.
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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2008, 04:28:53 AM »
Better yet: a naughty midget.

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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2008, 04:33:13 AM »
Better yet: a naughty midget.

That's your solution to everything.

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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2008, 04:37:46 AM »
There are no problems that cannot be solved by either A) naughty midgets or B) nuclear weapons.

C) Both is impractical at this point.
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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2008, 05:14:11 AM »
C) Both is impractical at this point.

Is that a challenge?

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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #31 on: October 29, 2008, 05:48:07 AM »
 :lmao

Yes.
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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2008, 05:57:30 AM »
How sad.  An internet search for "Nuclear Bomb Riding Midget" yielded nothing useful.

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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2008, 10:49:54 AM »
How sad.  An internet search for "Nuclear Bomb Riding Midget" yielded nothing useful.

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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2008, 05:25:44 PM »
How sad.  An internet search for "Nuclear Bomb Riding Midget" yielded nothing useful.

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Look up "Armageddon" (the Bruce Willis movie).

OK, Steve Buscemi is not a midget, but it was a funny scene.


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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #37 on: October 29, 2008, 06:50:36 PM »

Hey Strat, can I use this spell in DC?  :P
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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #38 on: October 29, 2008, 07:10:47 PM »
There is nuclear bomb riding in Strangelove. YEEEEHOOOOO

Yeah,  but no midgets.  I was hoping to combine the two.

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Re: Stratovarius's Slapping Salmon
« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2008, 08:28:52 PM »

Hey Strat, can I use this spell in DC?  :P

Nice try, but no :D

Not really the right campaign to have a comedic bear appearance in the middle of a fight :P
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