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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2011, 11:08:09 AM »
http://eeknight.livejournal.com/334981.html?thread=1947525

Go there, lots of posters. Or ctrl + F "boobs"

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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 12:12:05 PM »
i ALWAYS fail this save...
at least boobies don't have a gaze attack...

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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 03:25:25 PM »
at least boobies don't have a gaze attack...
Or do they?

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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 04:18:26 PM »
Or until the surprise round is over. Or until the clerics have killed everything.

...hmm. boobs, the newest craze in min-maxing.

Or is this the original min-max?

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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2011, 12:08:07 AM »
http://eeknight.livejournal.com/334981.html?thread=1947525

Go there, lots of posters. Or ctrl + F "boobs"

Surprise Attack, Roll save vs. Boobies.

FTW, in this case.

Thanks for that, theres a couple pics i can use for my cat burglar!

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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2011, 03:43:39 PM »
at least boobies don't have a gaze attack...
Or do they?

Range: 30 feet. Will negates. Anyone meeting the gaze of the boobs is fascinated as long as they stay in range.
Or if your character is gay. :lmao Everyone else is screwed. Although, they do make great bongos...
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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2011, 10:11:01 PM »
How did we get on the subject of hot peppers from boobs?

Update: I made the mistake of also dropping a hat of disguise. So it was used to make a Swedish school girl.  :banghead
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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2011, 10:37:50 PM »
How did we get on the subject of hot peppers from boobs?

Update: I made the mistake of also dropping a hat of disguise. So it was used to make a Swedish school girl.  :banghead
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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2011, 11:03:53 PM »
How did we get on the subject of hot peppers from boobs?

Update: I made the mistake of also dropping a hat of disguise. So it was used to make a Swedish school girl.  :banghead
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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2011, 12:11:45 AM »
Excellent idea... I think I'll do just that.
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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2011, 01:35:59 PM »
If perhaps a bit late...

Out of curiosity, how did you know it was a Swedish school girl? I am a native Swede and I have never seen a school uniform (not intended for intercourse) within our borders. Even the Swedish Wikipedia article about school uniforms only features pictures of Japanese and British uniforms.

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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2011, 04:25:12 PM »
Retort with a swedish orc lesbian guard :D
This I have seen
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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2011, 12:12:46 AM »
If perhaps a bit late...

Out of curiosity, how did you know it was a Swedish school girl? I am a native Swede and I have never seen a school uniform (not intended for intercourse) within our borders. Even the Swedish Wikipedia article about school uniforms only features pictures of Japanese and British uniforms.

In the states swedish school girls are uniformly stereotyped as blond, long of hair, and bosomy with creamy white skin (or conversely a healthy tan).  The uniform isn't always present in the stereotype but the physical appearance is.  Examples:

http://anneliadolfsson.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/swedish_girls.jpg

http://i23.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/1e/45/166d_35.JPG


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Re: Boobs: The leading cause of suprise rounds
« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2011, 10:41:21 AM »
If perhaps a bit late...

Out of curiosity, how did you know it was a Swedish school girl? I am a native Swede and I have never seen a school uniform (not intended for intercourse) within our borders.

In the states swedish school girls are uniformly stereotyped as blond, long of hair, and bosomy with creamy white skin (or conversely a healthy tan).  The uniform isn't always present in the stereotype but the physical appearance is. 

Spot on, it was the physical description of blond, long hair, pigtails, red plaid schoolgirl uniform, etc. and the player stated "think swedish schoolgirl."

um, not that I know anyone in that campaign or anything  ;)