Adept vs Unarmed Swordsage 2: Revenge of Monk vs Adept

[awaken DM golem]

Just an ordinary martial artist training here, deep below the surface. Definitely not an Elder Brain. What, there's a colony of Illithids surrounding me? Truly, I must have been in a deep state of meditation, indeed, to have not noticed. Because I'm definitely a monk, and not an Elder Brain.

 ... PINKY: "What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"

Brain: "What we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world!"

I'll see your PINKY

... and raise you INKY and CLYDE .