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What are the best forum fights ever? NEED QUICK!
« on: July 31, 2011, 06:59:49 PM »
I need some examples of great forum fights. Just straight up great examples of flamewars.

I'm especially looking for examples of flamewars turned funny.

Hurry, I need it for GenCon!

Give me links, but better yet, the summary and why it's good. Specific posts would be best.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2011, 07:19:35 PM by Meg »
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Re: What are the best forum fights ever? NEED QUICK!
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2011, 07:17:14 PM »
This is more like the aftermath of several previous fights, but still hilarious.

Here is one of the originals (WotC forum "fighter vs. wizard" thread).
« Last Edit: July 31, 2011, 07:18:56 PM by PhaedrusXY »
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

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Re: What are the best forum fights ever? NEED QUICK!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 02:04:49 AM »
Where was that fight "monk who rolls only 20s vs wizard who rolls only 1s"?
[spoiler]The wizard won.[/spoiler]
« Last Edit: August 01, 2011, 02:14:55 AM by Prime32 »
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