well, the Idea of a dervishx martial adept x had occurred to both me and my dm.
so in the epic game my 29 gestalt artificer//bard was for( who wiped on a force dragon, BOO) he let me make a gestalt factotum/dungeon crashin fighter/lion totem,whirling frenzy barbarian//warblade/dervish. I decided to see just how much dairy he would let me have, and asked for crescent knives.
He looked them over and said yes.
I just hit one hundred attacks once per day, and fifty every three rounds, because this char was picked previously as the Twf machine
+1 speed crescent knives of deadly precisionX2 plus an adamantine golem arm... long story, its a curse...no spell immunity, low str=
+50/+50/+50/+45/+40/+35
+50/+50/+50/+45/+40/+35
on my swings and that is with nothing special, 1d8+26 dmg,+2d6 if sneak attacking but if we add raging mongoose and time stands still it gets stupid, and then a thousand cuts makes it so cheesy I dont even like the blender anymore.
yeah, 29 levels to make a blender. ron popiel had it so easy...