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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #220 on: October 05, 2011, 12:47:42 PM »
The kobolds are getting really jumpy now, one (top left) casts a spell and a pair of twisted looking hawks appear in the room and head towards the doors.

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #221 on: October 05, 2011, 02:57:25 PM »
[spoiler]Initiative: 1d20(9)+7=16[/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #222 on: October 05, 2011, 03:20:38 PM »
[spoiler]I'm going to keep screwing with them, because I can't think of anything else to do... and it is fun, and seems like something a gnome would do to a bunch of kobolds...  :lmao[/spoiler]

Dirk says "Ooooh, what's that? Maybe we should go check it out?"

Mentally he says to Kana <I've really got them going now...>
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #223 on: October 05, 2011, 06:03:06 PM »
Kana shakes her head. Mentally, she replies, <<Just be careful not to jerk them around so much you blow your cover, unless you plan on winding up alone surrounded by dreadful, smelly reptiles who've got it out for you.>>

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #224 on: October 05, 2011, 09:23:18 PM »
Greed hasn't moved much, keeping his eye on the door and hoping when it opens there is a distinctly not-in-disguise-gnome-looking kobold with a soft, unprotected face.

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #225 on: October 06, 2011, 06:55:52 AM »
One of the hawks heads through the doorway where kana and greed are standing and begins to make the most awful wailing noise, the kobolds and the second hawk take note and carefully begin moving towards the door



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Initiative
Hawk 1: 12
Hawk 2: 4
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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #226 on: October 06, 2011, 07:24:08 AM »
A twitch of irritation crosses Greed's face as a hawk bursts through the door. As soon as it starts wailing, the hammer held over Greed's shoulder comes crashing down with a surprising lack of satisfaction.

[spoiler]To-Hit: 10
 - Damage: 12
13 technically, only added 1x damage to a 2h weapon.

I don't assume I got it flat footed, so I probably missed anyways. Although, does this count as triggering my readied attack?[/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #227 on: October 06, 2011, 08:22:10 AM »
[spoiler]To-Hit: 10
 - Damage: 12
13 technically, only added 1x damage to a 2h weapon.

I don't assume I got it flat footed, so I probably missed anyways. Although, does this count as triggering my readied attack?[/spoiler]



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Even if it was flat footed that wouldn't have hit.

Yes that was your redied action, you should still get a real round now because your initiative is higher than it.
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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #228 on: October 06, 2011, 09:03:06 AM »
[spoiler]Even if it was flat footed that wouldn't have hit.

Yes that was your redied action, you should still get a real round now because your initiative is higher than it.
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[spoiler]Hahaha, yeah I didn't think so! Hrm, I get a round? I delayed my action to attack.... they cast the summon...... new round, summon moved, my event triggered, take my action at the current init count 12, act again start of next round? I'll take your word for it.[/spoiler]

Funny things happen to people when they become angry. Veins look as though they're about to pop out, limbs shudder from the adrenaline. Greed didn't do any of those things. Though his muscles did bulge, they became more steadied as well. And his veins barely changed their shape, but darkened considerably.

Then his eyes went redder-than-bloodshot, and he flung himself with a savage grace, which gave just the slightest impression of being a practiced, coordinated lunge, at the hawk.

[spoiler]Activate Whirling Frenzy: +4 Str, +2 AC, +2 Reflex saves, lasts 5 rounds
Slip into punishing stance: +1d6 damage on attacks, -2 AC
To-Hit: 9  :banghead
 - Damage: 14

HP: 39/46
AC: 16[/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #229 on: October 06, 2011, 09:07:54 AM »
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Combat hadn't really started, Surprise round for your attack then initiative. Hope that explains better...

In any case you missed twice....
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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #230 on: October 10, 2011, 03:00:43 PM »
[spoiler]I'm not sure which knowledge I should roll for the kobolds, Arcana or Local. Since I have a +22 on both though, I guess it doesn't matter.

Knowledge (Arcana or Local) (1d20+22=28)

So +3 att/dmg from Knowledge Devotion. He also uses Burning Blade to add 1d6+3 fire damage to his attacks.

att/dmg (1d20+9=15, 1d3+6+1d6+3=14, 1d20+9=14, 1d3+6+1d6+3=17)
So 15 and 14 for attacks, and 14 and 17 for damage if he manages to hit (doubtful). If he manages to drop one with the first attack, he'll use the second one on another one.[/spoiler]

Dirk takes a half step up behind the closest kobolds and screams "SURPRISE! JOKE'S ON YOU!" at the top of his lungs, as his blades burst into flames and he starts slashing at them.
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
[/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #231 on: October 10, 2011, 03:46:41 PM »
Dirk's attack slices through one kobold, leaving it dead on the ground but its friend dodges out of the path of the oncoming blade with a fraction of a second to spare.

The remaining Kobolds are in a state of panic, having been ambushed from both sides at once.

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #232 on: October 10, 2011, 07:50:37 PM »
Kana tosses her readied explosive into the room, hitting with a vaguely-green burst.

[spoiler]Initiative: 1d20(18)+7=25

Touch Attack vs. one of the middle kobolds: =http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3215878/1d20(18)+6=24
(secondary touch attack to hit adjacent kobold as though it were the primary target: 1d20(7)+6=13)

Primary target damage: 3d6(1,3,3)+5=12 acid damage
Secondary target damage: 3+5+3=11 acid damage (Reflex DC 17 for half).

Blast has 10-ft radius, and I can ignore adjacent allies of my choice and a number of squares in the blast equal to my Int mod.[/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #233 on: October 13, 2011, 05:44:40 PM »
Kergis steps through the door behind his companions and shoots the hawk.  "Sorry I'm late."

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Hit: 26
Damage: 16


Greed or Kana gains 2 hp.

I'm right inside the door of the room with Dirk and Kana.
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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #234 on: October 13, 2011, 05:47:16 PM »
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Kergis steps through the door behind his companions and shoots the hawk.  "Sorry I'm late."

[spoiler]
Hit: 26
Damage: 16


Dirk gains 2 hp.

I'm right inside the door of the room with Dirk and Kana.
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[/spoiler][spoiler]I think you mean Greed. I'm in the room with the kobolds. I'm the kobold stabbing the other kobolds in the back. :P [/spoiler]
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #235 on: October 13, 2011, 05:50:45 PM »
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Kergis steps through the door behind his companions and shoots the hawk.  "Sorry I'm late."

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Hit: 26
Damage: 16


Dirk gains 2 hp.

I'm right inside the door of the room with Dirk and Kana.
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[/spoiler][spoiler]I think you mean Greed. I'm in the room with the kobolds. I'm the kobold stabbing the other kobolds in the back. :P [/spoiler]

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For some reason I thought you were closer.  I mean whoever needs 2 hp since I don't know what anybody's health is. 
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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #236 on: October 13, 2011, 09:09:11 PM »
[spoiler]I don't really need the boost, though I'm a few points down. I'm the least squishy, and I've got a healing belt, so if Kana needs it, she can have it. If she's maxed out, I'll gladly take some healing.

And thank you for sniping the pesky fucker! I wanna smash some kobolds, assuming I can hit anything.[/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #237 on: October 13, 2011, 09:50:36 PM »
[spoiler]Kana's down a few hp. If Greed doesn't need them, Kana won't say no to the extra health. :P[/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #238 on: October 13, 2011, 09:52:26 PM »
[spoiler]Kana's down a few hp. If Greed doesn't need them, Kana won't say no to the extra health. :P[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Go for it![/spoiler]

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Re: In which we meet our intrepid heroes.
« Reply #239 on: October 14, 2011, 05:30:05 AM »
Only two kobolds remain, one of which is badly burned by explosives. Realising the danger it is in the faster of the two regroups further back into the room and begins to cast some spell at Dirk. A fraction of a second later flames burst out of the ground around Dirk searing at him and igniting small patches of his gear. The second Kobold, seeing the imposter fall begins to chant a summoning spell



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Kobold cast Combust,
5d8=35 damage
DC 15 reflex save or catch on fire.


Oh crap I did not expect to roll so much damage on that... 78677 is spectacularly high for 5d8...

Kobold 1: Summon Monster II, Fiendish Giant Centipede.

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