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Well shit.
« on: June 21, 2011, 11:23:59 AM »
Japanese lab converts poop to steak

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 12:11:59 PM »
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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 12:24:40 PM »
I love steak, but i'm not eating a shit steak. It just makes me think of the old saying "don't piss on my leg and tell me its raining."
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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 12:54:45 PM »
Soylent Brown time.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

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"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 01:21:22 PM »
Soylent Brown time.
Someone used that same phrase at The Den yesterday.

This does not sound appealing to me.
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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 01:47:10 PM »
What. The. Hell.  :twitch

From now on, I'm gonna pay attention to what I eat. No one is gonna sneak some of this into my food!!!  :shakefist


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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 02:57:35 PM »
Practically speaking,  if we ever want to do serious space travel, this tech is necessary.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 04:00:23 PM »
Practically speaking,  if we ever want to do serious space travel, this tech is necessary.

O'rrly?

First, the poop steak is based on sewage mud that's dependant on a lot of other conditions other than simple human feces availability. In particular lots of available oxygen for those bacterias to do their work. Oxygen is much harder to store in big amounts than food.

Second, there's other alternatives:
-Hibernation technology.
-Garden in space wich works as a closed systems naturally recycling everything, which does take care of the oxygen problem.
-Transfering minds into machines. Granted very futuristic, but at the crawl speed that space exploration has fallen into in the last years, and the speed of computer advances, my bet is that we'll sooner have super smart machines than any kind of serious space travel. Fully automatized probes are all the rage now baby!

Granted, this looks like precisely the kind of thing that would be used once space colonies are stablished and people start going to them in big numbers.

As for here on Earth, the markets already do us eat all kind of sickening stuff (chewing gum is basically rubber, more syntehtic drugs out there that you can shake a stick at). So if they can get it cheap enough, a little marketing will put lots of people literally eating poop in no time.

Emphasis in "if". If the first prototype is ten-twenty times as expensive as the real deal, and considering they'll soon be competing against genetically modificated animals, well, geting it cheaper won't be easy.

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 04:30:08 PM »
I mean the basis for it, high level reprocessing of waste materials.
The shitsteak aspect isn't as important as being able to convert human waste into human food.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 04:59:13 PM »
Emphasis in "if". If the first prototype is ten-twenty times as expensive as the real deal, and considering they'll soon be competing against genetically modificated animals, well, geting it cheaper won't be easy.
Eh, one of the "upcoming" things is muscle tissue grown on its own. Which is basically exactly the same as the way things are done now, except that the meat doesn't have a living wrapper you need to kill to get at it.
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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2011, 05:09:17 PM »
theres also a possibility it's a hoax

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2011, 01:56:44 AM »
Practically speaking,  if we ever want to do serious space travel, this tech is necessary.

O'rrly?

First, the poop steak is based on sewage mud that's dependant on a lot of other conditions other than simple human feces availability. In particular lots of available oxygen for those bacterias to do their work. Oxygen is much harder to store in big amounts than food.

Second, there's other alternatives:
-Hibernation technology.
-Garden in space wich works as a closed systems naturally recycling everything, which does take care of the oxygen problem.
-Transfering minds into machines. Granted very futuristic, but at the crawl speed that space exploration has fallen into in the last years, and the speed of computer advances, my bet is that we'll sooner have super smart machines than any kind of serious space travel. Fully automatized probes are all the rage now baby!

Granted, this looks like precisely the kind of thing that would be used once space colonies are stablished and people start going to them in big numbers.

As for here on Earth, the markets already do us eat all kind of sickening stuff (chewing gum is basically rubber, more syntehtic drugs out there that you can shake a stick at). So if they can get it cheap enough, a little marketing will put lots of people literally eating poop in no time.

Emphasis in "if". If the first prototype is ten-twenty times as expensive as the real deal, and considering they'll soon be competing against genetically modificated animals, well, geting it cheaper won't be easy.

There is already a bowel regulating yogurt made out of distilled shit in the market.
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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2011, 03:13:26 AM »
So we use a different set of intermediate steps than
"pasteurize, use to grow plants, feed plants to cows, kill cows, eat"

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2011, 03:35:41 AM »
Most of it is psychological(which makes evolutionary sense since people who like the idea of eating poo generally get evolved out), but then you know even with the regular process, theres a risk of contaminants being recycled(see the salmonella outbreaks for example). So, probably safe in the lab, but when you scale it up, some people are going to screw up the turdburgers.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
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"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2011, 03:38:54 AM »
... Protein re-sequencer from Enterprise?

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Re: Well shit.
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2011, 04:04:36 AM »
Steaks from shit? Fucking CharOps.  :D

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