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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #320 on: September 28, 2011, 01:15:54 PM »
The 3000 gp of supplies estimate should hold true provided we don't need special gear to get within 180 ft. of him, he has a sane amount of HP, and that running away/surviving afterwards will be easy.

But yeah, 3000 gp is what, 250 per person? And I'm sure he's pissed off enough people we could raise 3000 gp in funding from various minions.

Cusic can move 40', with expeditious retreat charge 140' and hits like an ICBM. If we really need to kill him in one round from more than 180' away I can go looking for a spell with a bigger bonus to move speed...

That is provided that Cusic can see him from 180' away considering the 6 Wisdom...

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #321 on: September 28, 2011, 10:16:16 PM »
Cusic can move 40', with expeditious retreat charge 140' and hits like an ICBM. If we really need to kill him in one round from more than 180' away I can go looking for a spell with a bigger bonus to move speed...
The main reason I like my method is that is uses a single level 0 spell. Which is like being killed by acid splash.
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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #322 on: September 29, 2011, 03:40:45 AM »
Wow, yeah, now that I think about it, that NPC list is gonna be a necessity...

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #323 on: September 29, 2011, 05:02:59 AM »
Wow, yeah, now that I think about it, that NPC list is gonna be a necessity...


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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #324 on: September 29, 2011, 09:30:50 PM »
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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #325 on: September 30, 2011, 08:16:21 AM »
1000 yards? That would incur some serious range penalties <__<;

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #326 on: September 30, 2011, 04:49:10 PM »
one of the class abilities of the nut thrower PrC is not taking range modifiers...

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #327 on: September 30, 2011, 05:05:06 PM »
o_O So if they can see it, they can feasibly hit it???

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #328 on: September 30, 2011, 06:46:02 PM »
o_O So if they can see it, they can feasibly hit it???

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #329 on: September 30, 2011, 10:52:32 PM »
one of the class abilities of the nut thrower PrC is not taking range modifiers...
And apparently ignoring the range increment limit. Normally throw weapons are limited to 5 increments, and a most thrown weapons don't break a range increment of 30 ft.
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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #330 on: September 30, 2011, 11:21:29 PM »
one of the class abilities of the nut thrower PrC is not taking range modifiers...
And apparently ignoring the range increment limit. Normally throw weapons are limited to 5 increments, and a most thrown weapons don't break a range increment of 30 ft.

aint skwirls lyin' bastids  :D

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #331 on: October 01, 2011, 10:26:38 PM »
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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #332 on: October 02, 2011, 12:02:28 AM »
Congrats!!!

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #333 on: October 02, 2011, 04:10:42 PM »
Congratulations, Robby!
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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #334 on: October 09, 2011, 04:30:18 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=3smHp-Sd6H8
The first 10 seconds made me think  of you, bhu  :D

Also, I've never tried root beer myself, is my flatmates description "Kinda like Dr. Pepper" somewhat accurate? Cause it is what I based Bill's response on
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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #335 on: October 09, 2011, 07:38:52 PM »
In my opinion, Dr. Pepper tastes more like Cola than Root Beer. I'm not a big fan of Root Beer, personally, as it is. Dr. Pepper though is delicious. :)

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #336 on: October 09, 2011, 09:45:13 PM »
it would be hard to describe root beer to someone who hasn't had it.  Birch beer and sarsaparilla are similar if you've had those

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #337 on: October 10, 2011, 04:39:51 AM »
Birch beer and sarsaparilla are similar if you've had those
Nope can't say I ever have. Don't think you can get it over here unless you find a store focused on importing foreign stuff.

In my opinion, Dr. Pepper tastes more like Cola than Root Beer. I'm not a big fan of Root Beer, personally, as it is. Dr. Pepper though is delicious. :)
My reaction to Dr. Pepper is the same as Bill's, but admittedly, I do not drink that much soda.
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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #338 on: October 10, 2011, 05:16:49 AM »
Can not stand Dr.Pepper... it tastes like wrong coke...

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Re: Jibba Jabba III: Can I trade my sword for a +3 Ferret?
« Reply #339 on: October 10, 2011, 05:43:19 AM »
It's not like Dr. Pepper.  Dr. Pepper is cola flavored with a spice of some kind (cant member which one).  

also, you realize while Nan is away I'm gonna have to make his PC's shenanigans a running gag right?
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