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Re: Incest
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2008, 06:57:58 PM »
trying to find a nice picture of my sister, but they are on her own PC.... It's time to go on inestigation through the forest of shameless pictures  :smirk
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Re: Incest
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2008, 08:12:12 PM »
trying to find a nice picture of my sister, but they are on her own PC.... It's time to go on inestigation through the forest of shameless pictures  :smirk

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Re: Incest
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2008, 08:15:17 PM »
Back to the topic, in one of my campains we have two brothers who play in the group, one of whom plays a prince of some backwater Ebberon nation, and the second who is a changling slut who likes to sleep with members of royalty either male or female, so when he acts out the playful touching its rather disturbing.
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Re: Incest
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2008, 09:15:46 PM »
Back to the topic, in one of my campains we have two brothers who play in the group, one of whom plays a prince of some backwater Ebberon nation, and the second who is a changling slut who likes to sleep with members of royalty either male or female, so when he acts out the playful touching its rather disturbing.
Next time let him RP to get a room and stay there for at least 15min.... will certainly speed up your game!  :P
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Re: Incest
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2008, 12:27:54 AM »
European royalty until recent times was basically one big incestious family. So incest could be possible in a campaign where all the royalty was somehow related to each other and the rule was that royalty could only marry other royalty.

They need someway of ensuring the next generation of the family are also werewolves.
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Re: Incest
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2008, 10:55:59 AM »
You've been watching Dr Who haven't you?

To the Op's question: No I haven't though its a brilliant idea for a good villain in a story. Someone the party can hate instantly.
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Re: Incest
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2008, 02:47:23 PM »
DOn't forget that the taboo of incest is one thing EVERY society has in common, the only thing they don't have inc ommon is what exactly constitutes incest.

In some society's  it's pretty ok to bone your sister, in others, it's not.  Most societies agree that it's wrong to bone your mother and so on.  So basically, every place you go, it's wrong to screw at least one member of your family.

Except in Arkansas.  Pretty much anyone is up for grabs there. (pardon the pun)  Although, homosexuality is still punished via lynching.  Bigotry is pretty hip in the Ozarks.
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Re: Incest
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2008, 03:00:19 PM »
Has anyone here ran a game with or played a PC that was in an incestuous relationship with another PC or NPC and if so, how did it turn out?  ???
No characters of mine have consummated incestuous ideas.  However, ages back I played a high elf that was a member of a noble family, they were all very concerned with keeping the bloodlines pure, yadda yadda.  He actually became an adventurer to make a name, reputation and fortune for himself outside of what he'd inherited through no achievement of his own, to win the respect of his first cousin (who already returned feelings for him, but didn't think he'd proved himself a man suitable for marriage yet).

Amusingly enough, though the character was an excellent archer on paper, blind bad luck ensured he couldn't hit the broad side of a fat guy.  It rained natural 1s any time he started attacking, regardless of what d20 was used to roll the attacks.  When we weren't making cracks about the custom spell Cerentil's boomeranging nerf arrow, the players attributed his ineptitude to genetic defects from generations of inbreeding.
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Re: Incest
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2008, 03:05:54 PM »
as promised I now post a picture of my sister... you perverts :P
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Re: Incest
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2008, 03:28:39 PM »
Dude, didn't you get the memo? Being intelligent and being a pervert go hand in hand. Seeing as the CO boards are filled with intelligent people...

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Re: Incest
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2008, 03:29:53 PM »
I bet this will dramatically increase my game-fu?  :P
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Re: Incest
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2008, 03:35:14 PM »
Seeing as it just shot up two points in as many seconds...
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Re: Incest
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2008, 03:46:45 PM »
Seeing as it just shot up two points in as many seconds...
lol, I foresee getting offers for game-fu in exchange for more pictures :P
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Re: Incest
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2008, 04:06:45 PM »
Seeing as it just shot up two points in as many seconds...
lol, I foresee getting offers for game-fu in exchange for more pictures :P

Don't spoil it.

The internet is for porn. :P

Edit: The :P smiley describes both my sentiments here and my intended readied action to the hot sister. ;)
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Re: Incest
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2008, 04:13:37 PM »
Seeing as it just shot up two points in as many seconds...
lol, I foresee getting offers for game-fu in exchange for more pictures :P

Don't spoil it.

The internet is for porn. :P

Edit: The :P smiley describes both my sentiments here and my intended readied action to the hot sister. ;)
lets hope she doesn't come within 10ft of you  :wink
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Re: Incest
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2008, 04:20:22 PM »
Sorry, but being 10ft away doesn't really help.  *Casts Enlarge Self*

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Re: Incest
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2008, 05:06:14 PM »
10 foot long tounge?

What the fuckity fuckstar.
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Re: Incest
« Reply #37 on: June 02, 2008, 05:16:18 PM »
10 foot long tounge?

What the fuckity fuckstar.
As part of a ready action he can set a 5ft step if has not moved in the last round, and he can lean in the other square to perform the lick action ;)
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Re: Incest
« Reply #38 on: June 02, 2008, 05:20:37 PM »
That might require moving into her space. Hope she only uses the AoO to grapple. ;)
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Re: Incest
« Reply #39 on: June 02, 2008, 05:28:20 PM »
That might require moving into her space. Hope she only uses the AoO to grapple. ;)
she mostly uses her smite geek attack on her improved unarmed strike  :wink
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