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Legal Slavery and VoP
« on: April 20, 2011, 12:00:01 AM »
Let's say a Warforged *whatever class combo you want* character with VoP was a slave, and somehow managed to free himself.


Does he lose the benefits of VoP because he's his own man now?
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Re: Legal Slavery and VoP
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 02:45:53 AM »
No. In fact he additionally swears a vow of non-violence, then a vow of peace. He then goes out to commit genocide against his own people, but half-way through he accidentally steps on a bug and loses his powers. This then causes him to take damage as if he was bitten by a hippopotamus, which kills him.
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Re: Legal Slavery and VoP
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 06:55:49 AM »
I didn't know Warforged were people too.
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Re: Legal Slavery and VoP
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 05:29:43 AM »
I didn't know Warforged were people too.

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Re: Legal Slavery and VoP
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2011, 05:39:48 AM »
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... ... ... I went to buy a slave-girl from the former soviet states....
but all I got was honeydoll from japan.  :(
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Re: Legal Slavery and VoP
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2011, 08:01:47 AM »
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... ... ... I went to buy a slave-girl from the former soviet states....
but all I got was honeydoll from japan.  :(
Buy? You promise them green cards then just let them get picked up and deported back. Saves buying that second ticket right?  :devil
Tiers explained in 8 sentences. With examples!
[spoiler]Tiers break down into who has spellcasting more than anything else due to spells being better than anything else in the game.
6: Skill based. Commoner, Expert, Samurai.
5: Mundane warrior. Barbarian, Fighter, Monk.
4: Partial casters. Adapt, Hexblade, Paladin, Ranger, Spelltheif.
3: Focused casters. Bard, Beguiler, Dread Necromancer, Martial Adapts, Warmage.
2: Full casters. Favored Soul, Psion, Sorcerer, Wu Jen.
1: Elitists. Artificer, Cleric, Druid, Wizard.
0: Gods. StP Erudite, Illthid Savant, Pun-Pun, Rocks fall & you die.
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