This is my first ever bard, any suggestions?
Name: Horatio Caine (looks like David Caruso)
Magic Items: Goggles of Day (aka sunglasses)
Performance skill: "The one liner"
Deliver a one liner at the beginning of every encounter and put on your goggles of day. Yell "YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!"
Make sure you take ranks in gather information and knowledge (crime scene) to further emphasize how awesome you are.
Constantly talk about Miami, the mythical city you come from.