Fate/stay night: the campaign
[spoiler]Okay, so the two Servants face off, the-
I draw my swords and attack him
You... what? I said to build a ranger.
You said this class was the same as ranger. I chose the TWF style.
Did the name Archer not tip you off?
I rolled a 19. That means I... die.
Wait, what? How can you not be immune to death effects? You're epic!
...look, let's just say that the spear didn't...
Screw you guys, I'm out of here.
...I'm immune to death effects.
Shut up Archy.
Wow, you're really having your character sacrifice himself so the others can get away? I'm impressed.
Wait, what, sacrifice myself? Why would I do something like that? I cast Sudden Persisted time stop then draw my wand of cloud of knives...
Rocks. Fall.
Okay, I'm giving you another chance. You can take over an NPC.
Woohoo!
Just don't turn Shirou into your old character, okay?
Hey guys.
You're back?
Did not see that coming.
Yeah, after that last... incident I got him to build a character using only NPC classes this time. So let's take a look.
Here you go.
...why does a freaking commoner have an attack bonus with three digits?
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