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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2011, 09:44:07 AM »
Okay, those last actions of orc 5 and Serias technically happened last turn.  Now, back onto this round (sorry again!).


Orc 5 shoots at Thorden -> d20 + 6 = 10, and misses.


Serias!  You're up!
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2011, 01:56:58 PM »
Activate boots again for another +10ft to speed, Double Move to U20(which is less than my boosted move speed's maximum) and Hide(at -5 due to above speed boost) behind the tree, using the fog as my inital concealment and the tree as the ending.

Hide with movement penalty. (1d20+8-5=8)
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2011, 04:18:22 PM »
Orc 3 shoots at Grizz twice -> d20 + 4 - 4 = 6, and misses;  d20 + 4 - 4 = 20 (confirm -> d20 + 4 - 4 = 20), and critically hits for -> 3d8 + 12 = 21 damage! (yikes!)

Orc 4 shoots at Grizz -> d20 + 4 - 4 = 8, and misses;  d20 + 4 - 4 = 8, and misses.

Orc 1 moves to C 12 and shoots at Grizz -> d20 + 6 - 4 = 6, and misses.

Orc 8 shoots at Thorden -> d20 + 6 = 16, and misses.


Grizz!  You're up!
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2011, 02:22:21 AM »
Grizz goes all-out, and double-moves to C13. His only other action is to switch to Martial Spirit stance.

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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2011, 10:07:40 AM »
Orc 6 shoots attempts to spot Serias -> d20 = 12, and he sees him.  He shoots at serias -> d20 + 6 - 4 = 17, and misses.

Orc 7 shoots at Thorden -> d20 + 6 = 7, and totally misses.  He drops his bow and pulls out his glaive.


Round 5!


Modified Initiative:
[spoiler]Thorden (24)
Aepa (23)
Orc 2 (22)
Ixen (18)
Orc 5 (17)
Serias (16)
Orc 3 (12)
Orc 4 (12)
Orc 1 (10)
Orc 8 (10)
Grizz (6)
Orc 6 (5)
Orc 7 (5)[/spoiler]


Map
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Thorden!  You're up!
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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
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Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
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I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
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Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2011, 10:49:17 PM »
Standard, casts Earthen Grasp, making the hand at II18 (I would like it to target the Glaive-orc, but I am not clear on whether I choose, or if it is random).

Move to II25.

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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2011, 09:49:14 AM »
I don't have the text handy, so I'm not sure.  How's it work off-hand?  Grapple check against the opponent?  What are the modifiers?
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Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #47 on: March 27, 2011, 07:59:11 PM »
Sorry about the wait.  Yes, you can choose the target.  The hand has a BAB +4, a Str of 16, 12 HP, and AC of 15 and a hardness of 4.

The hand attempts to grab the orc -> d20 + 7 = 19, and attempts to grapple -> d20 + 7 = 9.  The orc attempts to resist -> d20 + 6 = 14.  The orc remains free.


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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2011, 12:01:48 PM »
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2011, 09:44:36 AM »
Orc 6 gets hit soundly in the chest.  He's still standing, but he looks worried.

Orc 2 takes a 5-foot step back to D 10 and takes two shots at Grizz -> d20 + 6 - 2 = 17, and misses; d20 + 6 - 2 = 13, and misses.


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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2011, 12:03:49 PM »
Last heal for the day, 2d8=11, yay back up to 23.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2011, 12:43:28 PM »
Orc 5 attempts to Spot Serias -> d20 = 10, and then shoots at him -> d20 + 6 - 4 = 6, and misses.


Serias!  You're up!

(I remembered this time. ;))
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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #52 on: March 30, 2011, 03:39:06 AM »
Move to Y20, fire a Water Jet at Orc 6 and drop prone.
Water (2d6=6)
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2011, 09:58:30 AM »
Orc 6 attempts to dodge the jet -> d20 + 2 = 11 and falls unconscious!


Orc 3 shoots twice at Grizz -> d20 + 6 - 2 = 16, and misses; d20 + 6 - 2 = 13 and misses.  He takes a 5-foot step to K 12.

Orc 4 shoots twice at Grizz -> d20 + 6 - 2 = 10, and misses; d20 + 6 - 2 = 14 and misses.

Orc 1 takes a 5-foot step back to C 11, drops his bow, and draws his glaive.  He then attacks Grizz -> d20 + 6 = 20, and hits for -> 1d10 + 6 = 13 damage!

Orc 8 moves to GG 19 and shoots at Thorden -> d20 + 6 = 26 (confirm crit -> 12), and hits for 1d8 + 4 = 11 damage, reduced by DR to 9 damage!


Grizz!  You're up!
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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #54 on: March 30, 2011, 02:52:05 PM »
Assuming he still stands, Grizz uses Crusader's Strike on Orc 1 then takes a 5-foot step to C12 if it's still standing, or moves around to C9 if Orc 1 falls and uses the same attack against Orc 2, instead using his gauntlet.
1d20(11)+8+1=20
2d4(3,3)+5+1=12 if against Orc 1, or 1d4(3)+3+1=7 if against Orc 2, and either way heal 1d6(5)+2 = 7 +2 for MS stance = 9.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2011, 03:13:10 PM »
PS, did anyone remember the Lesser Vigor I plonked down earlier?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2011, 09:57:04 AM »
Retrieving an item draws an AoO from Grizz on Orc 1:
Drawing a weapon doesn't provoke though.  Other non-weapon-like items, do, however.  I figured drawing the glaive was fine, and he simply dropped his bow at his feet as a free action.  Am I missing anything else?


Orc 1 goes down from the regular attack (assuming I'm correct and there's no AoO).  Grizz then closes in on orc 2.


Orc 7 moves to II 23 and attacks Thorden with his glaive -> d20 + 6 = 10, and misses.  

Round 6!


Modified Initiative:
[spoiler]Thorden (24)
Aepa (23)
Orc 2 (22)
Ixen (18)
Orc 5 (17)
Serias (16)
Orc 3 (12)
Orc 4 (12)
Orc 1 (10)
Orc 8 (10)
Grizz (6)
Orc 6 (5)
Orc 7 (5)[/spoiler]


Map
[spoiler][/spoiler]


Thorden!  You're up!
« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 01:33:59 PM by RobbyPants »
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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2011, 12:58:46 PM »
[spoiler]Whoops, damn. Guess I missed that when I looked it up.  :(

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« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 01:08:54 PM by VennDygrem »

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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2011, 02:29:23 PM »
HP: 23/35

Take a five-foot step to II-24. Go, go, Stone Impact.
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Re: Encounter 11 v2
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2011, 05:29:08 PM »
The attack is deflected by the orc's chain armor.


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Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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