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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2011, 06:03:09 PM »
Actually, I believe it's 'penes'.

Do I really need to use that in a sentence to illustrate? Because I so can.

Also, nice tender of an entendre.

Also, I'm pretty sure the OP hates us now.
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2011, 06:08:17 PM »

M'not particularly attracted to penii, but I've never understood the fear of them either.

Perhaps the could be mooks of sorts?

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #42 on: March 30, 2011, 06:42:37 PM »
Nah, Im good, though I must admit that I did't expect these penile deliberations when I started the thread.

Wether you love or hate penises (or penii), I doubt that they have caused many character deaths, unless of course you count incubi. Interesting enough, dicks seem to be another story indeed. Interesting.

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #43 on: March 30, 2011, 06:49:04 PM »
Nah, Im good, though I must admit that I did't expect these penile deliberations when I started the thread.

Wether you love or hate penises (or penii), I doubt that they have caused many character deaths, unless of course you count incubi. Interesting enough, dicks seem to be another story indeed. Interesting.

I killed a BBEG with tentacles once, and I know a ropers got me at least once or twice. Do those count?

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2011, 07:46:42 PM »
Nah, Im good, though I must admit that I did't expect these penile deliberations when I started the thread.

Wether you love or hate penises (or penii), I doubt that they have caused many character deaths, unless of course you count incubi. Interesting enough, dicks seem to be another story indeed. Interesting.

I killed a BBEG with tentacles once, and I know a ropers got me at least once or twice. Do those count?
The reason for tentacle porn is laws against M/F sex in Japanese media. M/M and F/F is fine, as is Tentacle/M or /F. But M/F sex is just WRONG.
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2011, 01:44:26 PM »
Some of my most hated enemies are the undead. Not because their immune to criticals or sneak attack, not because I can't charm them away, no its because whenever I have a character whose sole standout power is destroying undead (lvl 20 ranger with max favored enemy undead and currently a Radiant Servant of Diana (DM's personal Sun God)) the DM never throws any undead our way.

But for monsters I hate for reasons of being evil and such, the last time I had a character death it was to this demon hive queen type monster. I was a sorcerer and melee DPS (don't ask, that party was messed up beyond belief :banghead) So we begin the fight against her warrior type guardians, which wasn't too bad, I was able to surprisingly not die to those, our rogue soaked up most of the damage. Once we slayed all of those though, the queen stepped into the fray, and got a 7 attack FA or something ridiculous like that (we were level 6 at this point). So my character being the smart smart man that he is, throws a LB at her, and then the next round charges up and shocking grasps her in the face. Needless to say the FA dropped me to around -40. We would have had a TPK then if the DM hadn'r had the monster run away, and then it became a recurring villain for the duration of the campaign, which was quite annoying for the players as it wasn't related to the BBEG (Hulks of Zorethra) at all.

The most frustrating encounter I ever had though, apart from those where we had to lose to advance the plot  :shakefist was in my first 3.5 campaign actually, we were eliminating this apocalyptic cult as they had tried to basically blow up the town we were staying in. So we breeze through their dungeon and smack their traps and minions into submission. When we walk into their HQ type room, we see three people, a cleric in full plate and two fighter type guys. We banter back and forth, I was a Paladin of Aphrodite at this moment, so I did the whole "Surrender and your lives will be spared, but resist, and by the power of Aphrodite's love your immortal souls shall cower before my blade!" Needless to say since they were apocalyptic they weren't impressed one bit. So combat starts, our gnome bard/wizard decides that he wants to play with his brand new staff of fire, so he firewalls the cleric away from the fighters. Good job we all think, lets kill these wimps and then go after the cleric. Suddenly our ranger gets hit for 42 on his flat footed AC. They definitely had an Greater Invisible rogue running around going stabity stab stab. Our party at this point consisted of me, the ranger, the bard, and a fighter/master thrower. So next round comes around and our ranger FA the square he got hit from, and just missed on a chance to crit. Feeling alight with power our bard decides it would be a great idea to throw a fireball right at our ranger to kill the enemy... fortunately our ranger had grabbed evasion by this point. Next round he goes down, I run over and heal, then get done prison style by two fighters and the rogue. Our other fighter had run through the firewall to go dispose of the cleric, and had no idea what kind of trouble we were in.

Needless to say, with no shot to know exactly where this bastard was those of us on the other side of the firewall were terribly terribly murdered by this level 10 (one level below the party) rogue who was using a masterwork dagger. The only reason it wasn't a TPK is the DM gave our fighter's intelligent armor see invisibility at will after he was the only one left alive.
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2011, 10:31:57 PM »
golems , god darn golems. immunity to magic, check. DR, check. immunity to sneak attacks and critical, check. that under all of the classes in core, which im usually forced to play outta of. ugh had a party of a spiked chain fighter built around having amazing range of 20 ft and trip attacks, bow scout using pisonic feats, and a blaster sorcerer. ran into a f**king chain golem. immune to range attacks, so the bow scout couldn't hurt it, Sorcerer was full blown useless, and i couldn't scratch it..... lucky i have plan B., kill it with fire, it was in a mansion, so we ran away barricaded the door and burned the house down  :lol

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2011, 11:15:28 PM »
Thats similar to something my players did once. They were investigated an abandoned temple in the wilderness which had been converted to a bestiary/breeding ground for an evil cult. The party cleric had just been murdered by a bonedrinker, and left behind 90ish gold worth of myrrh... which comes out to "a metric fuck ton". So the remainder of the party decides to burn it all inside the temple, and seal the doors/windows... My poor poor manticores  :bigeye


Also my players have an incredible hatred for undead now, especially after my low magic, no divine magic campaign  :devil
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2011, 11:46:57 PM »
golems , god darn golems. immunity to magic, check. DR, check. immunity to sneak attacks and critical, check. that under all of the classes in core, which im usually forced to play outta of. ugh had a party of a spiked chain fighter built around having amazing range of 20 ft and trip attacks, bow scout using pisonic feats, and a blaster sorcerer. ran into a f**king chain golem. immune to range attacks, so the bow scout couldn't hurt it, Sorcerer was full blown useless, and i couldn't scratch it..... lucky i have plan B., kill it with fire, it was in a mansion, so we ran away barricaded the door and burned the house down  :lol
If you know one is coming, Grease the floor. Damned near every golem is susceptible, since none have Balance ranks, Int, or the ability to fly.

Including epic ones.
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2011, 12:04:50 AM »
true but our SOR didnt have grease  :shakefist

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2011, 07:12:12 PM »
true but our SOR didnt have grease  :shakefist
Must not have been too popular in the love department, then.

Also, scrolls/oils/wands. Or even just some marbles or lamp oil.
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

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Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2011, 10:52:30 PM »
true but our SOR didnt have grease  :shakefist
Must not have been too popular in the love department, then.

Also, scrolls/oils/wands. Or even just some marbles or lamp oil.
That sounds like something my roommate did in a campaign a few years ago. He was a gnome weresquirrel (don't ask...) rogue and was scouting out the enemy base. He of course had UMD maxed out the ass and was spider climbing invisibly all around their base, when his gnome/squirrel sense take over at the sight of the shiny  :looloo so he jumped down in their treasury, which happened to be right next to their mess hall... and of course he found the wand of fireball in the treasury  :plotting blindy activating it when the guards came in, he made the entire room explode in flame... which the DM ruled was intense enough to crack the walls... which let in the magma  :o So we just see our rogue come sprinting out singed, and all he says is "Guys... I mmmmmmmmaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy have accidentally started a fire 0:))
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2011, 02:56:38 AM »
true but our SOR didnt have grease  :shakefist
Must not have been too popular in the love department, then.

Also, scrolls/oils/wands. Or even just some marbles or lamp oil.
That sounds like something my roommate did in a campaign a few years ago. He was a gnome weresquirrel (don't ask...) rogue and was scouting out the enemy base. He of course had UMD maxed out the ass and was spider climbing invisibly all around their base, when his gnome/squirrel sense take over at the sight of the shiny  :looloo so he jumped down in their treasury, which happened to be right next to their mess hall... and of course he found the wand of fireball in the treasury  :plotting blindy activating it when the guards came in, he made the entire room explode in flame... which the DM ruled was intense enough to crack the walls... which let in the magma  :o So we just see our rogue come sprinting out singed, and all he says is "Guys... I mmmmmmmmaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy have accidentally started a fire 0:))

How does this even remotely relate to mooks, beating golems, love grease or ... yeah, anything quoted beyond including wands? Perhaps I'm just getting too old ???

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2011, 02:49:29 PM »
How does this even remotely relate to mooks, beating golems, love grease or ... yeah, anything quoted beyond including wands? Perhaps I'm just getting too old Confused
Were-squirrels are always relevant.

ALWAYS.
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
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Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2011, 04:30:11 AM »
How does this even remotely relate to mooks, beating golems, love grease or ... yeah, anything quoted beyond including wands? Perhaps I'm just getting too old Confused
Were-squirrels are always relevant.

ALWAYS.

agreed

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2011, 09:59:39 AM »
true but our SOR didnt have grease  :shakefist
Must not have been too popular in the love department, then.

Also, scrolls/oils/wands. Or even just some marbles or lamp oil.
That sounds like something my roommate did in a campaign a few years ago. He was a gnome weresquirrel (don't ask...) rogue and was scouting out the enemy base. He of course had UMD maxed out the ass and was spider climbing invisibly all around their base, when his gnome/squirrel sense take over at the sight of the shiny  :looloo so he jumped down in their treasury, which happened to be right next to their mess hall... and of course he found the wand of fireball in the treasury  :plotting blindy activating it when the guards came in, he made the entire room explode in flame... which the DM ruled was intense enough to crack the walls... which let in the magma  :o So we just see our rogue come sprinting out singed, and all he says is "Guys... I mmmmmmmmaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy have accidentally started a fire 0:))

Huh. One of my boyfriend's characters is a gnome weresquirrel. He's surprisingly calm and particularly greedy only for acorns... hates chipmunks and dogs. /weresquirrel

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2011, 12:47:18 PM »

Weresquirrels  :nonono

Someone needs to tell Squirrel Girl they're stealing her shtick.

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Re: Mooks you hate.
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2011, 04:17:44 PM »
Someone needs to tell Squirrel Girl they're stealing her shtick.
She's too busy saving the entire multiverse from reality-devouring horrors.