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Turalisj

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #60 on: October 27, 2009, 03:58:20 PM »
26. A portal to an island with no living beings and several strange buildings and puzzles. A caption underneath reads "DO NOT TOUCH!
LEAVE THE PUZZLES TO THE PROFESSIONALS!


27. The phone numbers of Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Cambell

28. A gun with a single bullet. Instructions read, Step One: Place Barrel To Your Temple. Step Two: Think Happy Thoughts. Step Three: Pull Trigger. Step Four: Be Dead

29. A list of things found in a monster hunters field book

57) A guide to being a broody loner who knows kung fu, written by Keanu Reeves
58) A guide to using Gun Kata, written by Christen Bale.

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #61 on: October 27, 2009, 04:55:21 PM »
26. A portal to an island with no living beings and several strange buildings and puzzles. A caption underneath reads "DO NOT TOUCH!
LEAVE THE PUZZLES TO THE PROFESSIONALS!


27. The phone numbers of Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Cambell

28. A gun with a single bullet. Instructions read, Step One: Place Barrel To Your Temple. Step Two: Think Happy Thoughts. Step Three: Pull Trigger. Step Four: Be Dead

29. A list of things found in a monster hunters field book

57) A guide to being a broody loner who knows kung fu, written by Keanu Reeves Kenshiro
58) A guide to using Gun Kata, written by Christen Bale.
Fixed.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #62 on: November 27, 2009, 11:51:08 PM »

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #63 on: April 29, 2010, 05:20:58 AM »
60. A transcription of the last thought the reader had.
61. Just one word: FNORD!
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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