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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2008, 12:15:33 AM »
38. A collection of memoirs involving sex scandals with the world's greatest leaders.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #41 on: December 15, 2008, 09:30:23 AM »
39 - A couple fake IDs tucked into the back.  All the names are references to classic rock musicians.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2008, 03:02:34 AM »
40-Crib notes on how to properly respond when a female monster is attempting to seduce you and not taking no for an asnwer.

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2008, 03:31:51 AM »
41. Instructions, naming the PC reading the book, on how they should continue the hunter's work.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2008, 04:43:54 AM »
40-Crib notes on how to properly respond when a female monster is attempting to seduce you and not taking no for an asnwer.
41. Instructions, naming the PC reading the book, on how they should continue the hunter's work.

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42 - A list of internet website addresses that all have to do with social engineering, locksmithing, urban exploration and other related skills/activities.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2009, 11:26:43 AM »
43) A list of phone numbers with no names, all of whom turn out to be agents for various governmental organizations when you call them.  Incidentally they'd like to know who you are and how you got his number...
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2009, 08:58:27 PM »
44) Proof that Paul really is dead
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2009, 03:26:54 AM »
45) Long , ranting conspiracy theories on how rabbits are really the children of some horrifying Overfiend hellbent on destroying the world.  You wouldn't give it any credence except now you seem to keep seeing bunnies wherever you go...

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2009, 07:55:14 AM »
46) An exorcism ritual.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2009, 10:32:22 PM »
47) When a page near the middle is opened, a deadly highly radioactive and very smelly gas is sprayed at the "reader" which cannot be countered in any way, because it can destroy every substance because of its powerful acid.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2009, 07:01:25 AM »
Another (rather irrelevant) note on the non-culinary use of salt: Get some rock-salt(those large grained kind), load your 00-buckshot cartridge with them, and watch the intruder scream in pain :devil

And the goat-lick-salt-from-feet deal, the version I've heard is that the goat does not eat your feet(they are herbivorus for crying out loud), it's the EXTREME itchness that make this a torture technique.

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #51 on: April 15, 2009, 01:03:12 PM »
45) Long , ranting conspiracy theories on how rabbits are really the children of some horrifying Overfiend hellbent on destroying the world.  You wouldn't give it any credence except now you seem to keep seeing bunnies wherever you go...
and what's with all those carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #52 on: April 15, 2009, 01:14:05 PM »
49) The address to a planar pocket dimension containing the divorce records for Asmodeus for the last 250 thousand years...good bribery material...

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #53 on: April 15, 2009, 07:10:21 PM »
45) Long , ranting conspiracy theories on how rabbits are really the children of some horrifying Overfiend hellbent on destroying the world.  You wouldn't give it any credence except now you seem to keep seeing bunnies wherever you go...
and what's with all those carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies? Bunnies. It must be bunnies! Or maybe midgets.

48) The address to the being who's actually in charge of running things.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #54 on: April 15, 2009, 08:24:23 PM »
45) Long , ranting conspiracy theories on how rabbits are really the children of some horrifying Overfiend hellbent on destroying the world.  You wouldn't give it any credence except now you seem to keep seeing bunnies wherever you go...
and what's with all those carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies? Bunnies. It must be bunnies! Or maybe midgets.

48) The address to the being who's actually in charge of running things.

I don't think Gendou Ikari has a physical address.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Final Fantasy 7
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #55 on: April 15, 2009, 11:31:20 PM »
50) A complete listing of every type of mythical and mystical disease and their effects. Oddly enough, there is no listing mentioning transformation into a vampire or lycanthrope. Upon fine inspection, the page appears to have been recently altered by some unknown means.

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2009, 12:56:57 AM »
51) A page written by DM which includes a guide on how to balance 3.5 without nerfing wizards.

52) Michael Jackson's true killer's apology (RIP MJ)
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2009, 06:24:05 AM »
53) A list of recipes which, while quite tasty, would also be fatal to the creature listed.
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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #58 on: October 04, 2009, 11:20:27 AM »
54) An address leading to an empty field in the middle of England. Nearby, there is a small pond. If the proper offering is tossed in, a thick fog settles over the pond and a boat arrives to carry anyone who is willing to Albion.

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Re: 1001 things found in a monster hunter's fieldbook
« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2009, 06:08:03 AM »
55) A list of supernatural entities (spirits, demons, angels, etc...) who owe the author, their specialties, and the rituals to summon them.

56) A list of supernatural entities (spirits, demons, angels, etc...) who the author owes, the amount owed, and how best to avoid them.
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