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Stand By...Skynet Starting
« on: February 15, 2011, 07:06:59 AM »
This can only be the beginning of something awesome
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Robot-only internet to help machines share secretsSharing robotsEffective cooperationAction recipes
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 07:14:10 AM »
Exterminate! Exterminate!
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 07:18:36 AM »
Just need to make sure nobody hooks up military machines to it!
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2011, 01:24:03 PM »
That's Elementary, dear Bozwevial.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2011, 08:53:45 PM »
Machines making machines ... I just heard C3PO say something like this.

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2011, 08:55:18 PM »
That's Elementary, dear Bozwevial.
That's incorrect, the correct answer is "What is elementary, dear Bozwevial?" :p

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 05:14:10 AM »

Elementary particles dear Boz?

So to safeguard ourselves, we should hack into the RoboWeb and look for "Request: My user is non-functional to my purpose. Query: How to improve user?"

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2011, 08:32:06 PM »
Wall Street has been using the most + most hopped up computers for a while.

Clearly it's the case, that a large enough "system",
can place an order for a few of the new shiny supercomputers,
and the dudes at the other end ~could have no idea,
that it was a computer that ordered the computer.
They can be duped every once in a while, sometimes by each other.

The Flash Crash is an example of this. Poor uncle fester lost his Bentley on that one ...  :(

Most of the manufacturing + shipping is automated now.
The human element, of the giant tonka truck diggers,
that get the rare earth elements, out of the ground,
is less and less every year.
Intentionally so.

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2011, 08:35:34 PM »
I can't wait for "Robot Girlfriend" ,
to start doing what veekie posted,
with Cosmopolitan and similar magazines.

 :eh

(wait ... what ??)

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2011, 08:41:31 PM »
I wonder how much spam is on that net.

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2011, 10:53:48 PM »
I wonder how much spam is on that net.
Solution: All Problems
Method: Allocate 100% of bandwidth and processor time to unit <redacted>
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2011, 07:20:36 PM »
Dear Mr. Robot Jr #12345

I'm a Robot Prince and I need you to help me.
I have 55000 mips processor ...

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Re: Stand By...Skynet Starting
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2011, 07:44:45 PM »
All the above statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in somesense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.