ITT: Whisper gets bad touched by D&D, and whines about it some more.
Hi Welcome
You don't seem to get it. You're a rat pressing a lever, you spend all your time arguing about lever-pressing techniques, and you fuss when anyone asks whether pressing the lever at all is a good idea, possibly because you've invested a lot of time and effort in lever-pressing, or lever-pressing is a little pond for you to be a big fish in. I don't know.
Me? Well, I like design. I point out that D&D sucks, and some people agree; but actions speak louder than words. If they keep playing it, then maybe the message hasn't sunk in.
If you're really such a fine analytical mind, as opposed to just a creepy guy with an obsession, then you should be able to design a system that works. Hell, you can even start with D&D if you like.
Go on, give us one. What would you change?
I'm a rat pushing a lever. You're a rat having mad sex with a lever, because it's the only thing that will give you some. Who wins here?
Now originally your points were very unimaginative, but at least understandable. After all, everyone needs to rant sometimes, so I was very patient with you while you did so. But you have long since passed the point of being funny or informative. After all, your core point is that D&D is a flawed system. Would you like a fucking cookie? You then go on to pretend as if this is not true of
every other system out there. Some are more or less flawed than others, but every single system had problems. There is no such thing as perfection. Additionally, D&D happens to be the least flawed of these systems, in addition to being the most popular (important, when you need people to play with or you can't play). These facts might or might not be related. Regardless though, you continue to whine and flail about D&D, making analogies about it that cross the line
even by the standards of the most deliberately offensive mother fucker on these entire boards.
What? Do you expect to go into the desert for 40 years and find the Holy Grail - the One True System that works without flaws? Because you'll just find that there is SAND on your boots. And get run down by giant yellow chickens.
Now you can make outlandishly retarded comparisons such as calling people that like D&D victims of domestic abuse or suffering from a mental disability that unlike simply calling them a retard people actually take seriously, or you can accept the world isn't some perfect place, and you aren't some perfect little snowflake, and chances are the reason why your group isn't very eager to go along with your plans is because
you are a mouth breathing fuckwit who does all the things I said and more.
