So I went to the Apple store after the wife got off work today. I must say I'm well impressed. The display models worked great for the few things I tested on them, and the Apple programs that "copy" the MS Office suite are going to be just fine for me (at half the price of the MS Office suite for Mac), as files can work interchangably on PC's and Macs.
I visited Brilliant Gameologists on the iPod Touch in the store, and it worked beautifully (though only for checking up and reading; typing is a tad difficult, admittedly). The WiFi will work anywhere there is free WiFi, at no cost to me, which will be interesting to play with.
The computer will also run Skype, and won't need an external camera, which is great, since my sister is moving to Germany, and most of our conversations will soon be over Skype (and it'll let my wife sign with my sis, which will be great.)
They also have this program, called iDisk, that basically gives you 20 GB of storage space on the internet to back up files, share pictures (by giving people the address and password to view your page) and even host web pages. Only costs $70 after the rebate it gets for being purchased with a new computer. (Question I forgot to ask the salesman - how secure is this info, if you're backing up important files, etc?)
The only thing these can't do is rip movies from DVD and put them on the iTouch (and I could get 3rd party software to do it if I wanted). I'll just end up getting the free TV show downloads from the major TV stations anyway, and maybe just buy one great movie that I love watching again and again (Braveheart...?)
It'll be a month before we buy it yet, but with my wife's college discount we'll get a 320 GB hard drive, 2 GB memory, 20" monitor, the Apple office suite, iDisk, and the 16 GB iTouch for around $1650 plus tax. Not bad at all. I might even go for the 32 GB iTouch.
Oh, and my cellular company called me today and offered me the chance to upgrade my phone 6 months early. I'm upgrading from my LG enV to an LG Voyager for a grand total of $20. And if I don't like it, I've got 30 days to return it, and I pay nothing.
This has been a great fucking day for me