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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #340 on: January 05, 2011, 08:26:37 AM »
What possibility?
don't dwelve into the mind of the Manga lovers
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #341 on: January 05, 2011, 09:14:27 AM »
What possibility?
don't dwelve into the mind of the Manga lovers
Nothing to do with manga and everything to do with teeth where teeth shouldn't be.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #342 on: January 05, 2011, 12:59:43 PM »
The fact that it poses as a concubine and the specific location of the teeth imply a certain modus operandi.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #343 on: January 06, 2011, 03:28:00 AM »
Didn't see the other mouth.  :blink

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #344 on: January 06, 2011, 08:42:17 AM »
post one innocent name and everyone assumes you're designing a penis devouring psychopath  :smirk

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #345 on: January 06, 2011, 09:21:06 AM »
How about this one
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The flowers, not the person.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #346 on: January 06, 2011, 09:27:34 AM »
Soon as I finish the mimic it shall be done  :)

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #347 on: January 06, 2011, 02:06:56 PM »
post one innocent name and everyone assumes you're designing a penis devouring psychopath  :smirk
Track record matters. :p Although the mouth apparently poking throught he skirt implies that the dress is part of the disguise - so it's possible that the mimic doesn't wait for intercourse to occur. Given the position of the mouth, however, it would still likely start with the legs.
Unless it talks the victim into a 69. :P

I have so many pics that could be turned into Evil Bad Spookity Critters... I shall go through my collection and post some when I have the chance.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #348 on: January 13, 2011, 11:45:07 AM »
Concubine mimic has minor update, Dearg-due just needs CR if you like her as is

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #349 on: January 15, 2011, 10:59:50 AM »
Bowing to public expectation i has updated the Mimic.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #350 on: January 19, 2011, 11:10:25 AM »
CR 10 ok for the Dearg-due (its on pg 16)

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #351 on: January 22, 2011, 05:34:09 AM »
The Concubine Mimic is mostly done and I await feedback before starting the next picture based critter

http://www.monstropedia.org/index.php?title=Doppelsauger

http://www.bloodylexicon.com/monsters/doppelsauger-dubbelsuger/

Doppelsauger

Doppelsauger is an Inherited Template that can be added to any Humanoid who has been nursed after being weaned.

Size and Type: Size does not change, Type changes to Undead (do not recalculate BAB, skills, or Saves).

Hit Dice: All current and future Hit Dice become d12's.

Speed: Unchanged.

Armor Class: The Base Creature gains a Profane Bonus to it's Armor Class equal to it's Charisma Modifier.

Attacks:  Unchanged.

Damage: Unchanged.

Special Attacks: Retains all Special Attacks of the Base Creature and gains the following:

Drain (Su): The Doppelsauger can cause it's victims to lose weight and waste away.  The effects vary.  Against it's family members the Doppelsauger can use it at pretty much infinite range.  To affect others it must make a successful Grapple Check.  Family members get no Saving Throw, others get a Willpower Save (Save DC is Willpower based).  In either case the victim loses 1d6+1 pounds and takes 2 points of Constitution Drain.  If the Doppelsauger is killed this Drain heals at one point per day like temporary Ability damage.

Special Qualities: Retains all Special Qualities of the Base Creature and gains the following:

Sense Relatives (Su): The Doppelsauger automatically knows the location of all relatives it lived with in life so long as they are on the same Plane, regardless of distance.

Rejuvenation (Ex): Regardless of how much damage is done to a Doppelsauger it will reanimate again within 1d6 days.  To permanently kill it it must be dug up, and it's head severed by being stabbed in the back of the neck with a spade.

Weaknesses (Ex):  If it is known a corpse will become a Doppelsauger this can be prevented in one of several ways: a gold coin or cross can be placed in the mouth, you can place a crescent shaped board underneath the chin separating it from the chest, and you can ensure it's burial shroud or any clothing is well away from the mouth.  A Doppelsauger must enter a house the same way it left it in death, so removing or boarding up that entrance (usually a window to be safe) prevents it from entering the house (but not from leaving it's grave).  While the sun is up the Doppelsauger is a harmless corpse, and it will leave in plenty of time to return to it's grave (it may pass through the earth of it's burial ground as though it were incorporeal).

Saves: Unchanged.

Abilities: +2 Int, +4 Wis, +4 Cha.  As an Undead creature the Doppelsauger has no Constitution score.

Skills: Doppelsaugers gain a +8 Racial Bonus to Hide, Listen, Move Silently, Search, and Spot Checks.

Feats: Unchanged.

Environment: Any

Organization: Solitary

Challenge Rating: +1

Treasure: Unchanged

Alignment: Always Neutral Evil.

Advancement: By Character Class.

Level Adjustment: +3

Example of creature using template here:


Gustaf (Commoner 4/Doppelsauger)
                      Medium Undead
Hit Dice:             4d12+4 (30 hp)
Initiative:           -1
Speed:                30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class:          12 (-1 Dex, +3 Profane), touch 12, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple:  +2/+4
Attack:               By Weapon +4 melee or Touch +1 melee touch (Drain)
Full Attack:          By Weapon +4 melee or Touch +1 melee touch (Drain)
Space/Reach:          5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks:      Drain
Special Qualities:    Sense Relatives, Rejuvenation, Weaknesses, undead traits, Dark Vision 60'
Saves:                Fort +3, Ref +0, Will +4
Abilities:            Str 14, Dex 9, Con -, Int 12, Wis 16, Cha 17
Skills:               Climb +4, Craft (Leatherworking, Woodworking, Stoneworking)+3, Handle Animal +4, Jump +4, Knowledge (Local, Nature) +2, Listen +5, Profession (Farmer) +5, Spot +5
Feats:                Great Fortitude, Improved Toughness
Environment:          Any
Organization:         Any
Challenge Rating:    5
Treasure:             As per class
Alignment:            Neutral Evil
Advancement:          By Character Class
Level Adjustment:     +3
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #352 on: January 22, 2011, 01:53:31 PM »
Hmm, what be the mimic's true form?
Also, tentacles?
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #353 on: January 22, 2011, 02:03:31 PM »
Can the Mimic take 10 on the Disguise check to use Shapeshift? :P
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #354 on: January 23, 2011, 02:26:01 AM »
Alright. The germans have the most fucked-up folk tales imaginable.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #355 on: January 23, 2011, 02:38:00 AM »
Alright. The germans have the most fucked-up folk tales imaginable.

You sir have not read Inuit myths  :hide

Hmm, what be the mimic's true form?
Also, tentacles?

editing it in now

Can the Mimic take 10 on the Disguise check to use Shapeshift? :P

that would be a lil too fucked up...
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #356 on: January 23, 2011, 03:31:40 AM »
Alright. The germans have the most fucked-up folk tales imaginable.
Check out who brings presents to Austrian kids (scroll down to #1).
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #357 on: January 23, 2011, 09:30:36 AM »
Alright. The germans have the most fucked-up folk tales imaginable.
Check out who brings presents to Austrian kids (scroll down to #1).

Yeah but on Krampus Day (which is more like a weekend) young men get to dress up as beast satan, are given free schnapps, and are encouraged to pinch the bottoms of women and pretend to swat children.    I'd love that holiday.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #358 on: January 23, 2011, 12:35:02 PM »
Alright. The germans have the most fucked-up folk tales imaginable.
Check out who brings presents to Austrian kids (scroll down to #1).

Yeah but on Krampus Day (which is more like a weekend) young men get to dress up as beast satan, are given free schnapps, and are encouraged to pinch the bottoms of women and pretend to swat children.    I'd love that holiday.
True enough, true enough. The costumes can be pretty amazing, too. I hear most of the masks are hand-carved from wood. I've never participated in that, though.
And it's nto a weekend, but an actual day (December 5). I can see the processions being held on multiple days in some places, though (most likely also on the 6th, which is St. Nick's Day).
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Re: Uncle Kitties Evil Bad Spookity Critters
« Reply #359 on: January 23, 2011, 10:23:24 PM »
I know its a day but the news articles I read on it suggest it's so popular the celebrations go on for almost a week. 

I could do without the schnapps but beating children, groping women and dressing as a monster in public?  Sign me up  :D