http://www.rps.net/cgi-bin/stone/randpower.plFrom now on all my npc's will be generated from this
examples:
boobs developed the talent to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against any enemy in sight. Additionally, she has been known to deflect javelins and she has the ability to levitate from rooftop to rooftop. boobs has learned to copy the size of her antagonists and she brandishes a deadly swarm of talons made from fluid, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Tragically, boobs is deathly afraid of gorillas.
Butt Cannon can tunnel through solid kevlar. Additionally, she wrangles with enemies using an accurate lasso that also grants a terrific combat sense and she has the power to fly through walls using a phenomenal police call box. Butt Cannon is able to fire javelins from her knife against any combatant in sight, however she must speak words of power to do so. She also has the power to scan the memories of others and she developed the talent to make bears appear from nowhere, but only while carrying her tiara. Lamentably, Butt Cannon is especially vulnerable to titanium-based attacks.
The Human Penis developed the talent to transform any cat into a zombie. Additionally, he has learned to change shape into a dinosaur and he possesses the power to cause his rivals to become unable to see bisons. The Human Penis has mastered the ability to block sonic waves and deflect them toward a single assailant and he has the power to spin like a whirlwind. Also, he has been known to deflect powerful magnetic fields and he is protected from damage by alien technology. The Human Penis can view distant locations with his mind. Unfortunately, The Human Penis becomes partially paralyzed in the presence of dust.
Psychic Balls has the power to transform any ox into a man. It has been known to copy the skills of its attackers and it is able to steal any talent of its assailants and use it against them. Psychic Balls possesses the power to communicate with birds with gestures and it has a reputation for a phenomenal breath-taking wood refuge, but never against a rabbit. It likewise has learned to force sloths to run in fear. Lamentably, Psychic Balls suffers from being ugly.
The DERP is able to cause its combatants to become kind of an asshole. It has a reputation for a terrific agility and it has learned to transform fluid into silver. The DERP has the power to view distant locations with its mind, however only while performing a series of gestures. Additionally, it can take control of wolves and it has been known to make duplicates of itself. The DERP has mastered the ability to take control of exhaustion and bend it to its will. Unfortunately, The DERP endures the burden of being ugly.
BISON MAN has a fantastic charisma. Additionally, he has learned to sculpt and mold all dust with a thought and he has the power to transform any dolphin into a fish, but only in extreme vacuum. BISON MAN possesses the power to take control of nightmares and he has mastered the ability to make duplicates of himself. Additionally, he has been known to rocket to a microscopic world, however this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Shamefully, BISON MAN is handicapped by being horribly disfigured.
Twinkie has mastered the ability to communicate with pigs with gestures. She also rides a legendary sport-utility vehicle into battle and she brawls wielding a savage pair of talons made from gold. Twinkie developed the talent to deflect psychic blasts and she lords over a pack of jellyfish. Additionally, she can create wood out of thin air. Shamefully, Twinkie is handicapped by being unlucky.