Things That Make You LoL, Act 3

[Sinfire Titan]

Police hunt for "Goldilocks"

(Reuters) - British police appealed for help Friday in tracing a suspected burglar they have dubbed "Goldilocks" because he breaks into houses, eats food and then has a sleep.

Essex detectives said they were trying to trace Jesse Dobinson who is suspected of carrying out two burglaries at a house in Wickford, northeast of London, in February and March.

"On both occasions beds in the property were slept in and food eaten before items, including electrical goods, were stolen," police said in a statement.

Unlike the fairytale character, Dobinson is also wanted in connection with an assault and a knifepoint robbery.

(Reporting by Michael Holden; Editing by Steve Addison)

Now thats just showing off.

The only way that could have been funnier is if Yakkity Sax started playing when I read it.

[veekie]

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[Prime32]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=201296

So dragon shaman are listed in their fluff as avid studiers of dragons.

Knowing things about dragons requires a knowledge(arcana).

Knowledge(arcana) is not on their skill list, not even on any of the specific totems gives knowledge(arcana) as a class skill. So these shaman who get their power from understanding of dragons, couldn't tell you the difference between a green dragon and an oversized gecko! What the what?

Would you really want your dragon shaman to learn that dragons do not, in fact, emit a healing aura?

[veekie]

"I am part of a heavily armed group of people who use violence as their primary problem-solving method, and depend on them to watch my back in rough situations to continue having my internal organs not become external organs. I KNOW! I WILL RISK PISSING THEM OFF BY STEALING FROM THEM!"

[Sinfire Titan]

"I am part of a heavily armed group of people who use violence as their primary problem-solving method, and depend on them to watch my back in rough situations to continue having my internal organs not become external organs. I KNOW! I WILL RISK PISSING THEM OFF BY STEALING FROM THEM!"

Ah, Rogues. Really, the best way to find out how mature your players are is to have one of them play a Rogue.

[veekie]

I think its Anon this time

(Reuters) - A hacker group has engineered yet another attack on the computer networks of Sony Corp, a setback to the Japanese company's efforts to move past a security crisis that erupted in April.

The group, which calls itself LulzSec, said on Thursday that it broke into servers that run Sony Pictures Entertainment websites, and then compromised the personal information of more than 1 million Sony customers.

Sony officials could not immediately be reached for comment.

It posted some of the data it accessed on the Web -- including the names, home and email addresses, and passwords of some customers. But said it did not have the resources to extract and publish all of what it collected.

"From a single injection, we accessed EVERYTHING," the hacking group said in the statement. "Why do you put such faith in a company that allows itself to become open to these simple attacks?"

This is the latest embarrassment in an ongoing security crisis for Sony, which discovered in April that hackers had broken into its networks, stealing data from more than 100 million accounts. Nobody has claimed responsibility for that attack.

But Sony's networks have since become a target for hackers looking for holes that will allow them to get into servers located around the globe. Sony had confirmed at least four other break-ins prior to the attack on Thursday.

LulzSec had claimed responsibility for one of those attacks, an assault on Sony Music Japan.

The group took credit for Thursday's attack in a note posted on its website. It said it had hacked into a database that included unencrypted passwords as well as names, address and birth dates of Sony's customers.

The original attacks, considered the biggest in Internet history, prompted the Japanese electronics giant to shut down its PlayStation Network and other services for close to a month.

(Reporting by Liana B. Baker and Jim Finkle; Editing by Steve Orlofsky and Richard Chang)

[Kuroimaken]

Someone did not fact-check. The number of confirmed hacked accounts on the first attack was something on the neighborhood of 3 million (out of 7.7 million). Sony doesn't even HAVE that many accounts registered.

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god,why all those so called "hackatvist" who claim they are out for freedom of speech and all go after China and take down the great "firewall" that prevents them from seeing the awsomness of the entire net?

[Prime32]

god,why all those so called "hackatvist" who claim they are out for freedom of speech and all go after China and take down the great "firewall" that prevents them from seeing the awsomness of the entire net?

Because all the hackers in China work for the government already.

[trappedslider]

god,why all those so called "hackatvist" who claim they are out for freedom of speech and all go after China and take down the great "firewall" that prevents them from seeing the awsomness of the entire net?

Because all the hackers in China work for the government already.

so anonops works for the chicoms?..It all starting to make less sense lol

to back to the topic of this thread
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[/spoiler] ain't my son cute and makes you chuckle?

[veekie]

god,why all those so called "hackatvist" who claim they are out for freedom of speech and all go after China and take down the great "firewall" that prevents them from seeing the awsomness of the entire net?

Because all the hackers in China work for the government already.

Mostly I hear its on a commission basis. It helps deniability.
You just let it slip how handy it would be if something unfortunate happened in this way and when it happens why the guy who did it found himself a windfall.

[Kuroimaken]

god,why all those so called "hackatvist" who claim they are out for freedom of speech and all go after China and take down the great "firewall" that prevents them from seeing the awsomness of the entire net?

Not every so-called hacktivist has it in for Sony and other big companies. Many of them protest against liberty-oppressive countries such as Pakhistan.

Also, plz2lrnsumenglishthx.

[Sinfire Titan]

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Real men wear pink SLIPPERS![/spoiler]

[bhu]

I dub thee General Poofy Slippers, most evilest Orc on the Western COntinent!

[Risada]

I dub thee General Poofy Slippers, most evilest Orc on the Western COntinent!

 

Is this WoW?

[Sinfire Titan]

I dub thee General Poofy Slippers, most evilest Orc on the Western COntinent!

 

Is this WoW?

Fanart, but yes.


And I do believe that it is possible to do that in-game.

[veekie]

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html

[Sinfire Titan]

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html

The commentary is just as funny as the article!

[Sinfire Titan]

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[Prime32]

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html

The commentary is just as funny as the article!

That was incredible. And seconded.