I can't tell if they're on drugs, having a seizure, or both.
Anyhoo, you guys won't guess what happened this mornin'.
I was out jogging when suddenly this huge black guy comes outta nowhere running with a handbag on his hands, and two policemen running after him. He's coming straight in front of me, so when he sees me, I can almost watch his pupils turn into crosshairs. He starts running straight for me.
Now, at this point, it bears mentioning the guy is taller and probably heavier than me. I figured I could try dodging him, but the next thing I know, I'm leaping with an outstretched right arm and catching him straight in the jaw, sending the guy tumbling backwards as I resume my jog.
Let me reiterate: my body acted in disagreement with my mind, and knocked the guy out cold to boot.