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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #600 on: September 29, 2011, 12:48:41 AM »
No worries, Nick. I don't drive.  :D

EDIT: Incidentally, the whole OVA is awesome, but for some reason I've only started laughing at the tree quote five minutes ago.
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #602 on: September 30, 2011, 05:16:01 PM »
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #603 on: September 30, 2011, 09:10:21 PM »
 :shakefist
The goal of power is power. - idk
We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #604 on: October 01, 2011, 12:08:12 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #605 on: October 02, 2011, 11:52:59 PM »
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #606 on: October 03, 2011, 12:12:27 AM »
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835
It gets slightly NSFW near the end

WTF kinda level 57 Warlock has less than 112 HP?  :p

Hell, who plays straight Paladin for 66 levels, period.  :lol
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #607 on: October 03, 2011, 09:29:53 AM »
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835
It gets slightly NSFW near the end

WTF kinda level 57 Warlock has less than 112 HP?  :p

Hell, who plays straight Paladin for 66 levels, period.  :lol
I asked myself those exact questions. But the comment "You have a very hospitable posterior" made me lose my train of thought.
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #608 on: October 03, 2011, 04:09:23 PM »
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-5825493270005637835
It gets slightly NSFW near the end

WTF kinda level 57 Warlock has less than 112 HP?  :p

Hell, who plays straight Paladin for 66 levels, period.  :lol
I asked myself those exact questions. But the comment "You have a very hospitable posterior" made me lose my train of thought.
Heh, I found that years ago on youtube. It pretty much was a perfect analogue of my gaming group at the time, but in french.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #609 on: October 05, 2011, 07:56:38 PM »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #610 on: October 05, 2011, 08:06:45 PM »
want
The goal of power is power. - idk
We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow

The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head.

Anim-manga sux.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #611 on: October 05, 2011, 08:27:11 PM »

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #612 on: October 06, 2011, 04:47:56 PM »
I Shining Finger'd my way through weight training today.  :p
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #613 on: October 06, 2011, 08:00:45 PM »
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #614 on: October 06, 2011, 10:56:52 PM »
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Biology: Daryll Gwynne and David Rentz for discovering that certain kinds of beetle mate with certain kinds of Australian beer bottle.

Chemistry: Makoto Imai, Naoki Urushihata, Hideki Tanemura, Yukinobu Tajima, Hideaki Goto, Koichiro Mizoguchi and Junichi Murakami for determining the ideal density of airborne wasabi (pungent horseradish) to awaken sleeping people in case of a fire or other emergency, and for applying this knowledge to invent the wasabi alarm.

Literature: John Perry of Stanford University for his Theory of Structured Procrastination, which states: "To be a high achiever, always work on something important, using it as a way to avoid doing something that's even more important."

Mathematics: Dorothy Martin of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1954), Pat Robertson of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1982), Elizabeth Clare Prophet of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1990), Lee Jang Rim of Korea (who predicted the world would end in 1992), Credonia Mwerinde of Uganda (who predicted the world would end in 1999), and Harold Camping of the USA (who predicted the world would end on September 6, 1994 and later predicted that the world will end on May 21, 2011), for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations.

Medicine: Mirjam Tuk, Debra Trampe and Luk Warlop, and jointly to Matthew Lewis, Peter Snyder, Robert Feldman, Robert Pietrzak, David Darby and Paul Maruff for demonstrating that people make better decisions about some kinds of things – but worse decisions about other kinds of things – when they have a strong urge to urinate.

Peace: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running over them with a tank.

Psychology: Karl Halvor Teigen of the University of Oslo, Norway, for trying to understand why, in everyday life, people sigh

Physics: Philippe Perrin, Cyril Perrot, Dominique Deviterne, Bruno Ragaru and Herman Kingma for trying to determine why discus throwers become dizzy, and why hammer throwers don't, in their paper "Dizziness in discus throwers is related to motion sickness generated while spinning".

Physiology: Anna Wilkinson, Natalie Sebanz, Isabella Mandl and Ludwig Huber for their study "No evidence of contagious yawning in the red-footed tortoise Geochelone carbonaria".

Public safety: John Senders of the University of Toronto, Canada, for conducting a series of safety experiments in which a person drives an automobile on a major highway while a visor repeatedly flaps down over his face, blinding him.

Underlined one is the best, by far.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #615 on: October 07, 2011, 03:33:08 AM »
I believe he was posted in the Things that Make you Lol thread.

I can't remember by who at the moment, but I suspect it may have been you, SiFir.  :P
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #616 on: October 07, 2011, 06:27:00 AM »
I found something stupid while checking the mail today...

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[/spoiler]


The irony was not lost to me.


Edit: It's the evolution one, so the irony isn't as great as it could have been.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #617 on: October 07, 2011, 10:36:40 AM »
I believe he was posted in the Things that Make you Lol thread.

I can't remember by who at the moment, but I suspect it may have been you, SiFir.  :P
It seems like a tank is the best solution
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #619 on: October 10, 2011, 08:41:42 AM »
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?