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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2011, 03:00:50 PM »
I now have a mental image burned into my head of Kuroi sitting in a foam bath wearing a badass hat.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2011, 03:16:33 PM »
I now have a mental image burned into my head of Kuroi sitting in a foam bath wearing a badass hat.

 :twitch ... I wish I didn't have that image burned into my head now  :nonono Thanks Agita  :shakefist.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2011, 03:19:28 PM »
I now have a mental image burned into my head of Kuroi sitting in a foam bath wearing a badass hat.

My badass hat bathes independently.

EDIT: Also, AND THE FANGIRLS GO WILD!

Oh wait, I don't have fangirls...

...

...

...drat.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2011, 03:21:29 PM by Kuroimaken »
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Final Fantasy 7
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #63 on: February 01, 2011, 02:19:00 AM »
Today, I found this in the Key of Solomon:
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Thus then, therefore, we anew conjure and exorcise ye by and in the holy name of IAH, IAH, IAH, which is interpreted and called God;
Yahweh fhtagn?
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #64 on: February 01, 2011, 02:40:23 AM »
Today, I found this in the Key of Solomon:
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Thus then, therefore, we anew conjure and exorcise ye by and in the holy name of IAH, IAH, IAH, which is interpreted and called God;
Yahweh fhtagn?

 ???

Where'd you get the Key of Solomon anyway?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #65 on: February 01, 2011, 02:41:32 AM »
Today, I found this in the Key of Solomon:
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Thus then, therefore, we anew conjure and exorcise ye by and in the holy name of IAH, IAH, IAH, which is interpreted and called God;
Yahweh fhtagn?

 ???

Where'd you get the Key of Solomon anyway?
Inside the Ark of Covenant, duh.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #66 on: February 01, 2011, 03:38:56 AM »
The first three threads in Off Topic Fun were all started by your's truly.


Rare for me, seeing as I haven't started that many threads recently.


Edit: And discounting a stickied.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #67 on: February 01, 2011, 04:03:49 AM »
Today, I found this in the Key of Solomon:
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Thus then, therefore, we anew conjure and exorcise ye by and in the holy name of IAH, IAH, IAH, which is interpreted and called God;
Yahweh fhtagn?

 ???

Where'd you get the Key of Solomon anyway?
The internets. It has everything.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #68 on: February 01, 2011, 04:31:42 AM »
Today, I found this in the Key of Solomon:
Quote
Thus then, therefore, we anew conjure and exorcise ye by and in the holy name of IAH, IAH, IAH, which is interpreted and called God;
Yahweh fhtagn?

 ???

Where'd you get the Key of Solomon anyway?
The internets. It has everything.

Aim it for me, would you kindly?
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #69 on: February 01, 2011, 05:04:17 AM »

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #70 on: February 01, 2011, 08:17:43 AM »
http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/01/31/geek-news-buster-sword-irl-of-the-day/

anyone know how much this sucker weighs?

Hell if I know, but I know that guy can't swing worth shit.

Seriously, let's say it weighs 30 kg, and that's being generous and assuming he didn't just grab a slab of iron and pounded it into shape. He can obviously move it, even with lots of effort, but he doesn't know the first thing about making the cut. He'd have an easier time holding it parallel or diagonal to the ground and rotating his waist so as to let the blade's weight do the work for him.

/end swordsmanship nitpick
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #71 on: February 01, 2011, 11:36:24 AM »
Today, I found this in the Key of Solomon:
Quote
Thus then, therefore, we anew conjure and exorcise ye by and in the holy name of IAH, IAH, IAH, which is interpreted and called God;
Yahweh fhtagn?

 ???

Where'd you get the Key of Solomon anyway?
The internets. It has everything.
Aim it for me, would you kindly?
Here.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2011, 06:00:00 PM by Agita »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #72 on: February 01, 2011, 03:58:35 PM »
Bioshock was right; the keyphrase DOES work.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #73 on: February 01, 2011, 04:50:54 PM »
"I SAID: Would you kindly step into my parlor?" said the tarrasque to the adventurer, pointing to his jaws.
Random quotes:[spoiler]I think Roy's coinages are shitty and dumb, but Failroy has to take the cake for the dumbest new compound word of the year
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That was kind of the point. I was trying to be a Roy parody, but I guess it didn't come across overly well.

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JaronK is of course most famous for his massive thought experiments into placing classes into tiers. While a kind of nifty idea, and a decent enough way to think about stuff, his particular tier assignments were basically insane. Apparently the criteria he used was to assign classes relative strength based on what bullshit he personally would let them get away with at 20th level.

So Factotums were rated very highly, because apparently he would let them use Rokugan-exclusive skills with Forgotten Realms-exclusive weapons from the back of MM2 templated warbeasts. But Rogues suck donkey dick, becuase he wouldn't let them use Use Magic Device to read scrolls of Planar Binding. It was a very surreal argument.
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And to think the system was immortalized in OOTS. As a general rule, I try to avoid all tier discussion there because it's the De Facto system at BG, and I'm not going to change anyone's mind.

Besides, I think if most people are pressed, they will admit that it's just an estimate, anyway, and that results can vary from table to table.
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My only real complaint with the tier system is that at one point I was tired (tiered?) of hearing about it.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #74 on: February 01, 2011, 05:14:58 PM »
"I SAID: Would you kindly step into my parlor?" said the tarrasque to the adventurer, pointing to his jaws.

õ/\õ High five!
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #75 on: February 02, 2011, 01:43:36 AM »
Here.


I love you. I've been looking for both the Key of Solomon and the Lesser Key of Solomon for a while, and that page has both. Time to read.

Mmm... It has the Grimorium Verum too. This can prove to be interesting.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #76 on: February 02, 2011, 02:19:24 PM »
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #77 on: February 02, 2011, 05:44:32 PM »
And people say the Japanese are over-the-top...
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #78 on: February 02, 2011, 07:10:19 PM »
There's a thread on it at GitP.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #79 on: February 02, 2011, 08:19:13 PM »
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The entirety of the Robros arc has been funny, but RoboSOL dropkicking a Ky is just golden. Dizzy's reaction is what makes it awesomer.


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