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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #584 on: September 20, 2011, 10:15:04 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #585 on: September 22, 2011, 10:10:13 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #587 on: September 26, 2011, 10:36:08 PM »
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #588 on: September 26, 2011, 11:21:38 PM »
The goal of power is power. - idk
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #589 on: September 27, 2011, 11:32:59 PM »
Two funny things happened at the office today.

First, I was putting together some monthly monetary statements, which basically meant quite a bit of stapling. Since I had to do much of it one-handed, I simply put the stapler down at one place, slid the papers underneath, and slapped the stapler.

...until eventually my coworkers, who share a table with me, asked me to stop for a second and pulled the stapler up. There was a small but perfectly-shaped dent in the form of the stapler's base on the desk. I didn't notice, but apparently every time I slapped the stapler, the whole table shook.

Second, one of the guys from the archives was there to deliver a few boxes of documents from another building that had started working with us recently, when my coworker pointed out to him there was a small wall, about waist height, full of boxes they needed to take down. The guy took offense when he was asked when he would be bringing them down. Things started to escalate until I interrupted.

"Okay, first, if there's gonna be blood, grab the bleach first, cuz I'm not cleaning up after the two of you. Second, if you're gonna have a dick size competition, stop talking about it and drop your pants already to settle this down. It'd be kinda pointless though, because mine's the biggest anyway."

The two of them shared a laugh and things got back down to an acceptable level of civility.  :p
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #590 on: September 28, 2011, 12:13:16 AM »
In related news, scientists have finally figured out why the economy is so poor in SA: To keep Kuro from utterly pwning half of the planet.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #591 on: September 28, 2011, 12:26:27 AM »
How are those two related?  :lmao
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #592 on: September 28, 2011, 12:37:54 AM »
How are those two related?  :lmao
Presumably, if the economy were going better you'd have more monetary statements to dent desks with.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #593 on: September 28, 2011, 12:41:47 AM »
Or maybe our economy would be moving forward, since the statements would be accurate and up-to-date. (We were doing the July statements, FYI, thanks to one of my coworkers' previous vacation...)

How are those two related?  :lmao
Presumably, if the economy were going better you'd have more monetary statements to dent desks with.

Why would that be a bad thing?  :p

EDIT: Also, my workplace is on the 6th floor. I would probably bring the building down before I started pwning the world itself.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2011, 03:03:46 AM by Kuroimaken »
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #594 on: September 28, 2011, 01:01:39 AM »
The "my dick is bigger so stfu" thing works amazingly well. I've used it to great success twice. I got lectured for it once, but it's awesome when it works.
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They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #597 on: September 28, 2011, 05:08:07 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #598 on: September 28, 2011, 07:37:38 PM »
I scared the everloving shit out of a gypsy today. I was going to work, and there are usually these gypsies near the city hall building. They're often cheats and pickpockets so it's not a good idea to stick around. One of them reached for my wrist and I demanded in Japanese, "Let go." She recoiled like I'd just spoken to her in Abyssal or something.

So I started giving her the Dragon Slave chant. This really big wind picks up, so I decide to use it for better teatrics. By the end of it she was running as fast as her legs could carry her shouting something about how she'd just met an agent of the Devil...
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #599 on: September 29, 2011, 12:23:11 AM »
I scared the everloving shit out of a gypsy today. I was going to work, and there are usually these gypsies near the city hall building. They're often cheats and pickpockets so it's not a good idea to stick around. One of them reached for my wrist and I demanded in Japanese, "Let go." She recoiled like I'd just spoken to her in Abyssal or something.

So I started giving her the Dragon Slave chant. This really big wind picks up, so I decide to use it for better teatrics. By the end of it she was running as fast as her legs could carry her shouting something about how she'd just met an agent of the Devil...

Ok I know you're a badass and all, but please do not get into a situation like this
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