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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #520 on: August 09, 2011, 08:35:10 PM »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #521 on: August 10, 2011, 02:09:51 AM »
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #522 on: August 10, 2011, 09:03:17 PM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #523 on: August 11, 2011, 02:38:27 AM »
well that was deeply disturbing.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #524 on: August 12, 2011, 01:56:14 AM »

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #527 on: August 14, 2011, 04:28:28 PM »
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #529 on: August 14, 2011, 08:48:56 PM »
http://funnydndstories.com/apps/blog/show/3432504-sameo
Wow... that is just fkn epic.  :lol DMs who have such a hard-on for their own "uber-NPCs", and who rub their awesomeness in the faces of the PCs, are one of the most irritating things I've had the displeasure of encountering. And this one even used a critical failure table... What sweet justice.  :D
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #530 on: August 14, 2011, 09:21:04 PM »
http://funnydndstories.com/apps/blog/show/3432504-sameo

And that is why you are supposed to stick to RAW as closely as sanity allows.


And don't use Crit charts.


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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #531 on: August 16, 2011, 11:07:45 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #532 on: August 22, 2011, 01:56:30 AM »
I went to an anime convention today.

I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #533 on: August 22, 2011, 02:40:57 AM »
I went to an anime convention today.

I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.

You showed off your sword in front of one of said girls. I guess its no wonder they are impressed.  ;)
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #534 on: August 22, 2011, 04:42:59 AM »
I went to an anime convention today.

I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.

Sadly enough, this is what I'm most jealous of.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #535 on: August 22, 2011, 04:22:48 PM »
I went to an anime convention today.

I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.

You showed off your sword in front of one of said girls. I guess its no wonder they are impressed.  ;)

Not THAT sword!  :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #536 on: August 22, 2011, 05:19:32 PM »
I went to an anime convention today.

I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.

You showed off your sword in front of one of said girls. I guess its no wonder they are impressed.  ;)

Not THAT sword!  :lmao :lmao :lmao
Of course not. Your hands were warm because you were holding your pocketwatch.

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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #537 on: August 22, 2011, 05:21:57 PM »
Of course not. Your hands were warm because you were holding your pocketwatch.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #538 on: August 22, 2011, 05:56:58 PM »
I guess you guys are less impressed by the swordplay than by the girl-hooking.  :p
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
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Re: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3
« Reply #539 on: August 24, 2011, 09:54:50 PM »
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